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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Quesera Tue 17-Dec-19 22:02:35

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list
I'd rather go gummy
By 'eck and gor lummy
December’s driving me round the
twist.

And supposing I have to eat with care?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 17-Dec-19 13:07:44

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list
I'd rather go gummy
By 'eck and gor lummy

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crazyH Tue 17-Dec-19 12:09:51

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list
I'd rather go gummy

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henetha Tue 17-Dec-19 10:42:41

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 17-Dec-19 00:48:57

For Christmas I`m getting a tooth capped
Good luck! I`m just getting the gifts wrapped
I`ll bite into the turkey
It`ll make me feel perky
Oh No! Has my crown just cracked?

That means another trip to the dentist

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callgirl1 Mon 16-Dec-19 23:59:19

For Christmas I`m getting a tooth capped
Good luck! I`m just getting the gifts wrapped
I`ll bite into the turkey
It`ll make me feel perky

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 16-Dec-19 13:33:43

For Christmas I'm getting a tooth capped
Good luck! I'm just getting the gifts wrapped
I'll bite into the turkey

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henetha Mon 16-Dec-19 10:54:42

For Christmas I’m getting a tooth capped ?
Good luck! I'm just getting the gifts wrapped

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Juliet27 Mon 16-Dec-19 08:50:36

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble
The children are waiting
Anticipating
No show and there’ll be a squabble

For Christmas I’m getting a tooth capped ?

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Jangran99 Mon 16-Dec-19 01:57:40

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble
The children are waiting
Anticipating

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Gemini1789 Sun 15-Dec-19 23:59:26

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble
The children are waiting

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 15-Dec-19 19:01:00

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble

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crazyH Sun 15-Dec-19 18:58:30

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He's coming to town its been declared
With reindeers at the ready
But Rudolph's looking unsteady
I think he and Santa had a dare !

The sleigh looks ready to topple

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 15-Dec-19 18:48:29

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He's coming to town its been declared
With reindeers at the ready
But Rudolph's looking unsteady

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Oldandverygrey Sun 15-Dec-19 15:46:40

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He's coming to town its been declared
With reindeers at the ready

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Juliet27 Sun 15-Dec-19 13:53:51

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He’s coming to town it’s been declared

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henetha Sun 15-Dec-19 11:41:32

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey
Joyous, the kits scurry
With tails in a flurry
I loved watching the squirrels at play.

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared

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Juliet27 Sat 14-Dec-19 22:22:38

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey
Joyous, the kits scurry
With tails in a flurry

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Dec-19 22:01:36

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey
Joyous, the kits scurry

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Juliet27 Sat 14-Dec-19 11:23:06

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey

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henetha Sat 14-Dec-19 10:46:18

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice
Should I talk to myself?
Or find a new elf ?
Or maybe take in a lodger called Joyce.

While out walking in the woods yesterday

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crazyH Fri 13-Dec-19 12:27:41

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice
Should I talk to myself?
Or find a new elf ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 13-Dec-19 12:26:06

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice
Should I talk to myself?

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crazyH Fri 13-Dec-19 10:52:49

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice

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henetha Fri 13-Dec-19 10:41:52

Men! I can take them or leave them
I can shake them or even heave them
Out of the house
I’m hardly a mouse
When it comes to their lies, I don't believe 'em

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice

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