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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:23:41

I should not always say what I'm thinking
Especially when I've been drinking

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 18:45:50

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey
Whilst pulling the sleigh
He got carried away
And went off with Sue for a qu---ie blushblush

I should not always say what I'm thinking

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Dec-19 17:54:16

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey
Whilst pulling the sleigh
He got carried away

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 15:57:21

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey
Whilst pulling the sleigh

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Dec-19 15:42:02

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke
With their flasks of tea
Laughing with me
I admire them for going for broke

There was a young reindeer called Rickey.

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 14:49:13

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke
With their flasks of tea
Laughing with me

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Dec-19 00:33:32

We missed Elrel first line !

There was a young reindeer named Ricky
Who was fond of taking the mickey

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crazyH Mon 09-Dec-19 00:14:16

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke
With their flasks of tea

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Barberdice Sun 08-Dec-19 23:47:57

Do you follow those DIY folk?
They always find time for a joke

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Dec-19 23:33:06

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
Sit back with our feet up
And drink from a loving cup
Isn't it so neighbourly to share

Do you follow these DIY folk?

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Elrel Sun 08-Dec-19 23:32:06

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
Then sit back with our feet up
And drink from a loving cup
Contemplating our tyres, spare!

There was a young reindeer named Ricky

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callgirl1 Sun 08-Dec-19 23:20:34

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
Then sit back with our feet up
And drink from a loving cup

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 08-Dec-19 21:17:17

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care
The sit back with our feet up

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Quesera Sun 08-Dec-19 21:06:57

We`ll forget all the calories there
Eat it all up without a care

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callgirl1 Sun 08-Dec-19 20:31:28

But for now I`ll just read a good book
I`ve got the latest by my favourite cook
There`s a nice cake I`ll try
It`s huge, so my fiend will drop by
And together we`ll do more than look!

We`ll forget all the calories there

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 08-Dec-19 19:08:25

But for now I'll just read a good book
I've got the latest by my favourite cook
There's a nice cake I'll try
It's huge. So I my friend will drop by

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 08-Dec-19 16:47:05

But for now I'll just read a good book
I've got the latest by my favourite cook
There's a nice cake I'll try

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Oldandverygrey Sun 08-Dec-19 16:09:25

But for now I'll just read a good book
I've got the latest by my favourite cook

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Bellanonna Sun 08-Dec-19 15:53:28

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding
But I've no head for heights
On second thoughts - all those sights!!
I can see I’ll have trouble deciding

But for now I’ll just read a good book

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crazyH Sun 08-Dec-19 13:15:07

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding
But I've no head for heights
On second thoughts - all those sights!!

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henetha Sun 08-Dec-19 13:13:16

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding
But I've no head for heights

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Bellanonna Sun 08-Dec-19 10:57:02

Next I shall try horse-riding
And once I’ve tried that, it’s hand- gliding

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crazyH Sun 08-Dec-19 10:33:40

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream
With my hopes down the drain
All that was in vain
They say 'life's not all what it seems.

Next I shall try horse-riding

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Bellanonna Sun 08-Dec-19 10:22:15

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream
With my hopes down the drain
All that was in vain

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Oldandverygrey Sun 08-Dec-19 08:54:32

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream
With my hopes down the drain

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