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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Gemini17892 Wed 05-Feb-20 19:35:34

Can't wait for the next burst of sunshine,
Have you got your bikini? I've got mine
"You first, I dare you,"
Hope I don’t scare you

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 05-Feb-20 16:25:26

Can't wait for the next burst of sunshine,
Have you got your bikini? I've got mine
"You first, I dare you,"

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henetha Wed 05-Feb-20 09:56:47

Cant wait for the next burst of sunshine,
Have you got your bikini? I've got mine

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crazyH Wed 05-Feb-20 00:22:10

Down to the nearest beach for a swim or a paddle
But the water`s so cold, I soon skidaddle
I need summer sun
So I can have fun,
Without having to fiddle-faddle.

Cant wait for the next burst of sunshine

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callgirl1 Tue 04-Feb-20 23:35:34

Down to the nearest beach for a swim or a paddle
But the water`s so cold, I soon skidaddle
I need summer sun
So I can have fun,

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Feb-20 23:09:09

Down to the nearest beach for a swim or paddle
But the water’s so cold, I soon skidaddle
I need summer sun

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Feb-20 20:14:34

Down to the nearest beach for a swim or paddle
But the water’s so cold, I soon skidaddle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Feb-20 12:34:35

Sorry, I forgot to start the next one.

I've never known a winter so mild
Except once when I was a child
We discarded our coats and hats
And turned down our thermostats
Then, joyfully we piled into our cars ...

Down to the nearest beach for a swim or paddle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Feb-20 12:31:03

I've never known a winter so mild
Except once when I was a child
We discarded our coats and hats
And turned down thermostats
Then, joyfully we piled into the car, so wild ...

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Feb-20 17:53:05

I've never known a winter so mild
Except once when I was a child
We discarded our coats and hats
And turned down thermostats

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Billybob4491 Mon 03-Feb-20 17:48:37

I've never known a winter so mild
Except once when I was a child
We discarded our coats and hats

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henetha Mon 03-Feb-20 11:12:16

I’ve never known a winter so mild
Except once, when I was a child

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Feb-20 00:40:00

He's the master of all he surveys
And 'in charge' is what he conveys
With red breast out-thrust
His song is a must
A message of cheer he purveys

I’ve never known a winter so mild

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 03-Feb-20 00:13:18

He's the master of all he surveys
And 'in charge' is what he conveys
With red breast out-thrust
His song is a must

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Feb-20 21:46:48

He's the master of all he surveys
And 'in charge' is what he conveys
With red breast out-thrust

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 21:15:38

He's the master of all he surveys
And 'in charge' is what he conveys

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Feb-20 19:44:16

The wind from the North blew cold
But our little robin was bold
He sat in a tree
As cute as can be
Then all other birds he would scold.

He's the master of all he surveys

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grannylyn65 Sun 02-Feb-20 19:28:00

He sat in a tree
As cute as can be

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Feb-20 19:21:25

The wind from the North blew cold
But our little robin was bold

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Nanachat Sun 02-Feb-20 19:06:46

Stan coaxed her to change her will
Then planned to slip her a pill
But the new man appeared
Just as he feared
And Stan’s gran made a codicil

The wind from the North blew cold

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Gemini17892 Sun 02-Feb-20 17:03:29

Stan coaxed her to change her will
Then planned to slip her a pill
But the new man appeared
Just as he feared

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 15:23:16

Stan coaxed her to change her will
Then planned to slip her a pill
But the new man appeared

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 02-Feb-20 11:09:55

Stan coaxed her to change her will
Then planned to slip her a pill

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crazyH Sun 02-Feb-20 11:07:02

There was a sailor called Stan
Who spent his leave with his gran,
He knew she was rich
But here's the hitch !
She had left the lot to her new man.

Stan coaxed her to change her will

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 02-Feb-20 10:59:18

There was a sailor called Stan
Who spent his leave with his gran,
He knew she was rich
But here's the hitch !

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