Limericks 11

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I burst into song at the slightest bidding
It'll frighten the cat,
Sat peacefully on the mat
And not known for being forgiving.

So dancing and singing are out

Not sure what's next, so-

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I burst into song at the slightest bidding
It'll frighten the cat,
Sat peacefully on the mat

I beat you to it by just 3 seconds lovebeige!

Why does everyone look so shocked?
Walking about with ears blocked.

They don’t appreciate art!

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I burst into song at the slightest bidding
It'll frighten the cat

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I’ll burst into song at the slightest bidding

Why does everyone look so shocked?

(Welcome to the no-third-line club, quesera ?)

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Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I’ll burst into song at the slightest bidding

X post! Let’s keep yours, that’s fine ?

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales
Or go whistling through the Dales
Oh, the joy my lungs will be bringing!

Hang on though, who am I kidding?

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales
Or go whistling through the Dales
With my arms so jauntily swinging

I wonder what songs I should sing?

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales
Or go whistling through the Dales

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!
Now I’m done for it seems
Maybe the end of my dreams
I keep tripping on the contra check.

So I think maybe I'll take up singing

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!
Now I’m done for it seems
Maybe the end of my dreams

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!
Now I’m done for it seems

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!

I`m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee
I`ve always loved Latin
When I`m dressed in satin
I`ll surely be a sight to see!

My partner is Anton du Beck

I`m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee
I`ve always loved Latin
When I'm dressed in satin

I`m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee
I`ve always loved Latin

I’m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three
Why do I keep her as a friend, I wonder
She's trying to pull us asunder
Maybe it’s time to break free.

I’m stuck here in the local A and E

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three
Why do I keep her as a friend, I wonder
She's trying to pull us asunder

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three
Why do I keep her as friend, I wonder

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three