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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 02-Dec-19 00:24:35

I once had a fancy for melon,
I called him that, but his name was Dylan
He played a mean guitar
I swooned from afar
And so did my friend Helen

Helen always liked the same men as me

FarNorth Mon 02-Dec-19 00:21:40

I once had a fancy for melon,
I called him that, but his name was Dylan
He played a mean guitar
I swooned from afar

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 02-Dec-19 00:16:53

I once had a fancy for melon,
I called him that, but his name was Dylan
He played a mean guitar

crazyH Sun 01-Dec-19 23:58:43

I once had a fancy for melon,
I called him that, but his name was Dylan

callgirl1 Sun 01-Dec-19 23:51:57

It really was a joy to see
And I nearly choked on my tea
The banana`s no good now
I`d gone off it anyhow
Who wants banana bread, not me!

I once had a fancy for melon,

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Dec-19 18:48:53

It was really a joy to see
And I nearly choked on my tea
The banana's no good now
I'd gone off it anyhow

crazyH Sun 01-Dec-19 13:52:39

It was really a joy to see
And I nearly choked on my tea
The banana's no good now

henetha Sun 01-Dec-19 13:22:34

It was really a joy to see
And I nearly choked on my tea

callgirl1 Sun 01-Dec-19 01:13:53

A pantomime dame from Botswana
Who went by the name of Dana
She was good at her job
And was quite the heartthrob
When she did what she did with a banana!

It was really a joy to see

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 30-Nov-19 23:05:37

A pantomime dame from Botswana
Who went by the name of Dana
She was good at her job
And was quite the heartthrob

crazyH Sat 30-Nov-19 13:35:09

A pantomime dame from Botswana
Who went by the name of Dana
She was good at her job

Oldandverygrey Sat 30-Nov-19 13:07:07

A pantomime dame from Botswana
Who went by the name of Dana

henetha Sat 30-Nov-19 12:36:36

So I'm sat here in my Sunday best
Beneath it all there's my brand new vest
With popcorn balanced upon my knee
Enjoying myself but I need a pee
So please excuse me, sorry to be a pest.

A pantomime dame from Botswana

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 29-Nov-19 22:30:38

So I'm sat here in my Sunday best
Beneath it all there's my brand new vest
With popcorn balanced upon my knee
Enjoying myself but I need a pee

Oldandverygrey Fri 29-Nov-19 11:41:43

So I'm sat here in my Sunday best
Beneath it all there's my brand new vest
With popcorn balanced upon my knee

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Nov-19 11:38:18

So I'm sat here in my Sunday best
Beneath it all there's my brand new vest

henetha Fri 29-Nov-19 10:29:36

I'll have to carry my earmuffs with me
All that shouting's too loud for me you see
He’s behind you
No! Not true!
The Dame and Buttons have gone out to tea!

So I'm sat here in my Sunday best

Bellanonna Thu 28-Nov-19 18:32:00

I'll have to carry my earmuffs with me
All that shouting's too loud for me you see
He’s behind you
No! Not true!

Jangran99 Thu 28-Nov-19 18:09:46

I'll have to carry my earmuffs with me
All that shouting's too loud for me you see
He’s behind you

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 28-Nov-19 16:36:25

I'll have to carry my earmuffs with me
All that shouting's too loud for me you see

crazyH Thu 28-Nov-19 10:51:56

It’s the start of the panto season
Most are okay within reason
Ooh no they're not!
Ooh yes,hit the spot!
I'll go if they have Liam Neeson..

I'll have to carry my earmuffs with me

Jangran99 Thu 28-Nov-19 09:13:17

It’s the start of the panto season
Most are okay within reason
Ooh no they're not!
Ooh yes,hit the spot!

MissAdventure Wed 27-Nov-19 23:59:58

It’s the start of the panto season
Most are okay within reason
Ooh no they're not!

Bellanonna Wed 27-Nov-19 23:40:40

It’s the start of the panto season
Most are okay within reason

Jangran99 Wed 27-Nov-19 19:24:24

It's way past 9, time to get up
Please someone, bring me tea, a large cup
And maybe a slice or two of toast
I say, you're a brilliant host
So sit down and chat while we sup.

It’s the start of the panto season

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