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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 27-Nov-19 13:27:37

It's way past 9, time to get up
Please someone, bring me tea, a large cup
And maybe a slice or two of toast
I say, you're a brilliant host

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Quesera Wed 27-Nov-19 13:20:34

It's way past 9, time to get up
Please someone, bring me tea, a large cup
And maybe a slice or two of toast

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henetha Wed 27-Nov-19 11:08:52

It's way past 9, time to get up
Please someone, bring me tea, a large cup

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crazyH Wed 27-Nov-19 09:23:41

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I'm just crazy for sugary things
The boozy ones are the best
And I've tried all the rest
Enough of sweets, I'll have some chicken wings.

It's way past 9, time to get up

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Oldandverygrey Wed 27-Nov-19 08:03:25

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I'm just crazy for sugary things
The boozy ones are the best
And I've tried all the rest

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 26-Nov-19 23:15:33

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I’m just crazy for sugary things
The boozy ones are the best

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Quesera Tue 26-Nov-19 21:58:59

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I’m just crazy for sugary things

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Nov-19 11:32:39

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it
You deserve a medal
But don't soft pedal
Yet no, all those treats I must quit.

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings

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Quesera Mon 25-Nov-19 10:04:50

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it,
You deserve a medal
But don’t soft-pedal

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henetha Mon 25-Nov-19 09:54:17

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it,
You deserve a medal

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Nov-19 06:41:11

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it

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Jangran99 Sun 24-Nov-19 23:28:55

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won`t say I'll succeed
But advice I'll try to heed
And that Mars Bar? I won't fry it!

But if I should reach my target

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crazyH Sun 24-Nov-19 23:15:19

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won't say I'll succeed
My hunger, I won't feed

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callgirl1 Sun 24-Nov-19 23:14:21

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won`t say I`ll succeed
But advice I`ll try to heed

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Jangran99 Sun 24-Nov-19 23:11:21

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won't say I'll succeed

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Quesera Sun 24-Nov-19 21:48:38

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it

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Oldandverygrey Sun 24-Nov-19 14:24:55

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play
I'll read my book
In my inglenook
With a big bar of chocolate whey hey!!

I really must review my diet

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henetha Sun 24-Nov-19 11:42:43

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play
I'll read my book
In my inglenook

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 24-Nov-19 09:24:09

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play
I'll read my book

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callgirl1 Sat 23-Nov-19 22:13:09

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play

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crazyH Sat 23-Nov-19 19:12:32

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees
Their nimble hands
Manage handstands
And if needed, they'll swim overseas.

The weather has kept me in all day

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 23-Nov-19 17:24:30

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees
Their nimble hands
Manage handstands

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crazyH Sat 23-Nov-19 12:46:30

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees
Their nimble hands

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 23-Nov-19 12:11:51

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees

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crazyH Sat 23-Nov-19 12:03:11

Sorry last line should rhyme with the first two

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?
Will I make it in time?
I did - but my pants were full of wee.

My favourite animals are chimpanzees

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