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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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crazyH Sat 23-Nov-19 11:59:23

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?
Will I make it in time?
I did - and wrote this rhyme.

My favourite animals are chimpanzees

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Bellanonna Sat 23-Nov-19 10:53:53

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?
Will I make it in time?

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henetha Sat 23-Nov-19 10:49:53

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?

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Juliet27 Sat 23-Nov-19 09:22:54

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Nov-19 08:42:39

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa
I'm off on a safari in the Savanna
To photograph rhinos
In such a cute pose
But they ran towards me at a fast canter.

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree

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callgirl1 Sat 23-Nov-19 00:11:55

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,
I`m off on a safari in the Savanna
To photograph rhinos
In such a cute pose

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henetha Fri 22-Nov-19 11:32:57

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,
I'm off on a safari in the Savanna
To photograph rhino's

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 21-Nov-19 00:16:04

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,
I'm off on a safari in the Savanna

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callgirl1 Wed 20-Nov-19 23:50:33

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf
I`ll ring tomorrow and propose
He may say yes-who knows?
If not, I`ll make him my Christmas Elf!

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Nov-19 21:42:50

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf
I'll ring tomorrow and propose
He may say yes - who knows?

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 20:25:43

O&G I had a few tonight with the games !

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf
I'll ring tomorrow and propose

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Bellanonna Wed 20-Nov-19 17:38:06

I have them all the time O&G?

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Oldandverygrey Wed 20-Nov-19 17:34:56

Sorry Bellanonna, think I had a senior moment!

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Bellanonna Wed 20-Nov-19 17:05:21

(To keep it rhyming)
But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf

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Oldandverygrey Wed 20-Nov-19 16:40:09

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Just what his intentions were

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Nov-19 16:32:37

I had a love, his name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank
He brought me flowers
We laughed for hours
But he never proposed so my hopes sank.

But perhaps I should have asked him myself

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henetha Wed 20-Nov-19 10:18:56

I had a love. His name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank
He brought me flowers
We laughed for hours

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FarNorth Wed 20-Nov-19 07:53:21

I had a love. His name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank
He brought me flowers

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Nov-19 05:52:21

I had a love. His name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 01:20:52

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste
I tripped and lost a shoe
Then what should ensue
But a prince carrying the one I'd misplaced

I had a love. His name was Frank

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Jangran99 Wed 20-Nov-19 01:04:04

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste
I tripped and lost a shoe
Then what should ensue

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 00:54:11

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste
I tripped and lost a shoe

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Jangran99 Wed 20-Nov-19 00:44:44

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste

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crazyH Wed 20-Nov-19 00:36:33

I wrote my bucket list tonight
AT #1 - a balloon flight
AT #2 - see The Killers live
Thirdly enjoy a lively jive,
Last, a helicopter over the canyon- fright!!!

Must buy a lottery ticket tomorrow

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 20-Nov-19 00:36:03

I wrote my bucket list tonight
AT #1 - a balloon flight
AT #2 - see The Killers live grin
Thirdly enjoy a lively jive,
But most of all, I want to see the Northern Light (s)

Last night I dreamt I was being chased

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