Limericks 11

My friend has a dog called Fred
His meal every day is a loaf of bread
All that dough within n him

My friend has a dog called Fred
His meal every day is a loaf of bread

I've got a curtain twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore
Or give her a wave
She'll shrink in her cave
After all, that's what friends are for!

My friend has a dog called Fred

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore
Or give her a wave
She'll shrink in her cave

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore
Or give her a wave

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore

But then, does it really matter?
It's inside that counts, they natter
A heart of gold
Or so I'm told
Can melt the Iron Master.

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door

But then, does it really matter?
It's inside that counts, they natter
A heart of gold
Or so I'm told

But then, does it really matter ?
It's inside that counts, they natter,
A heart of gold

But then, does it really matter ?
It's inside that counts, they natter,

I wish I did not put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate
A weakness for chips
Now they won't pass my lips
Soon, I'll look like Moss, Kate.

But then, does it really matter ?

I wish I did not put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate
A weakness for chips
Now they won't pass my lips

I wish I did not put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate
A weakness for chips

Oops, sorry Juliet?plate

I wish I didn’t put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage
In spite of my age
Is definitely on my radar.

I'm spending the weekend in Featherstonehaugh

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage
In spite of my age
I’m amazed that I’ve come so far!

I wish I didn’t put on winter weight

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage
In spite of my age

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
A genius player and related to a saddler
He blew a good tune
All afternoon
He certainly was no amateur

I've always wanted to play the guitar

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
A genius player and related to a saddler
He blew a good tune
All afternoon

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
A genius player and related to a saddler
He blew a good tune

Ha ha yours is better Henetha as it incorporates musician

And as proof I shall site Larry Adler
A genius player, and related to a sadler

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
Whose brother was my father’s saddler

And as proof I shall site Larry Adler
A genius player, and related to a sadler