Limericks 11

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be
Dozing under a tree
Whilst on each other they dote.

here's a test of pronunciation

An angry young lady from Trottiscliffe

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be
They'll take a walk by the sea

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be
Dozing under a tree

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory
But will it last?
Let's have a blast
Before snow tells another story

I'm thinking of buying a goat

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory
But will it last?
Let's have a blast

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory
But will it last?

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding
Got to 'go'
Before I blow
Lots of Domestos to pour.

The sun is out in all its glory

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding
Got to 'go'
Before I blow

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding
Got to 'go'

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley
Meringues galore
And petit fours
Next day, we knew it was a folly.

Stomachs aching, heads pounding

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley
Meringues galore
And petit fours

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley
Meringues galore

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley

So maybe I'll get to church this week
I need to go, some peace to seek
No more life so wild
I was born to be mild
And at last I'm sober, so to speak!

A restaurant owner from Crawley

So maybe I'll get to church this week
I need to go, some peace to seek
No more life so wild
I was born to be mild

So maybe I’ll get to church this week?
I need to go, some peace to seek
No more life so wild

So maybe I’ll get to church this week?
I need to go, some peace to seek

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?
Use a hankie of course
And one or two 'blows'
Will make things better I suppose.

So maybe I’ll get to church this week?

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?
Use a hankie of course
And one or two 'blows'

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?
Use a hankie of course

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?