Limericks 11

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way
My head is throbbing, I feel ill
I cannot cope cos I`m over the hill
Too old for a roll in the hay!

I should sit at home playing dominoes

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way
My head is throbbing, I feel ill
I cannot cope cos I'm over the hill

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way
My head is throbbing, I feel ill

I wanted to go to church today
To spend time in the quiet to listen to pray

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt
I rattle my brain cells
Hope to ring a few bells
After all, it doesn't really matt - er

I wanted to go to church today

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt
I rattle my brain cells
Hope to ring a few bells

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt
I rattle my brain cells

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep
Gone are the days
Of my merrymaking phase
Oh No! I can't but weep.

Games on GN keep me alert

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep
Gone are the days
Of my merrymaking phase

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep
Gone are the days

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight's the night to paint the town
What time do the clubs shut?
You'll end up half-cut
My behaviour may cause you a frown.

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight`s the night to paint the town,
What time do the clubs shut?
You’ll end up half-cut

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight`s the night to paint the town,
What time do the clubs shut?

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight`s the night to paint the town,

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping
And when I'm done
It’s my turn for fun
Then their eyes will be popping!

Wait 'til they see me let my hair down

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping
And when I'm done
It’s my turn for fun

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping
And when I'm done

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning
My arm might be sore
But best not ignore
'Cos flu can strike without warning.

I'm going to start Christmas shopping

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning
My arm might be sore
But best not ignore

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning
My arm might be sore

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning