Limericks 11

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze
Then there's her bags!
No wonder Mum nags
It’s turned the poor woman to booze.

She started with just gin and tonics

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze
Then there's her bags!
No wonder Mum nags

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze
Then there's her bags!

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze

Just seen Bella's earlier post and agree with her suggestion of 2 separate poetry threads.I know it's just a game but some of us prefer the limerick structure.

As for her piles of boots and shoes!

Claire`s wardrobes needing clearing out
Some clothes are ancient there`s no doubt
The crinoline dress
I must confess
Would make me look like a trout

As for her piles of boots and shoes!

Oops should’ve copied previous lines.

I must confess

Claire`s wardrobe`s needing clearing out
Some clothes are ancient there`s no doubt
The crinoline dress

Claire's wardrobe's needing clearing out
Some clothes are ancient there's no doubt

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away
With cash in my hand
A bargain I'll land
It will be the best meal I've had today.

Claire's wardrobe needing clearing out

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away
With cash in my hand
A bargain I'll land

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away
With cash in my hand

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light
There's just two tins on the shelf
Not enough to feed an elf
How on earth can I suppress my appetite?

Once again, I'm off to the take-away

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light
There's just two tins on the shelf
Not enough to feed an elf

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light
There's just two tins on the shelf

Sorry Quesera...we'll go with yours.

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa
wondering what's for supper
Oh!! lights' turned green, that's not too bad.

What a disaster ! My pipes have frozen

Should be “I’m”?

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa
wondering what's for supper
When the light goes green I’ll be glad.

I wondering what to cook tonight

Uh-oh senior moment, ignore!

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Must get through as soon as it’s green

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa
wondering what's for supper

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa