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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 00:32:12

No worries...and I’m sure you get the gist of it now x

Barmeyoldbat Sat 25-Jan-20 00:28:21

Sorry everyone for mucking it up, I am new at this game.

crazyH Sat 25-Jan-20 00:25:08

He drew roses and anchors and birds
I wanted a sheep and cow herds

Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 21:59:56

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,
Who loved his work because
It satisfied most of his needs

He drew roses and anchors and birds

callgirl1 Fri 24-Jan-20 21:51:49

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,
Who loved his work because

crazyH Fri 24-Jan-20 19:31:09

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds
A sadist, he was,

Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 19:20:57

There was a tattooist from Leeds
Who ignored all the pain and the bleeds

Juliet27 Fri 24-Jan-20 19:19:38

Hey...it was Barmyoldbat who needed to start a new line if you look back but I shall start one in case she’s not around.

There was a tattooist from Leeds

crazyH Fri 24-Jan-20 13:14:01

Juliet27 is not online at the moment..Henetha, why don't you
restart the game ?

henetha Fri 24-Jan-20 11:02:50

A new line please Juliet27?

Juliet27 Fri 24-Jan-20 10:08:11

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn't pay
The risk is high
You might even die
And I don't like to fly, so here I shall stay

Barmyoldbat I’ve changed it slightly as last line should rhyme with first two then you add the start of the next limerick.

Barmeyoldbat Fri 24-Jan-20 09:22:32

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn't pay
The risk is high
You might even die
And I don't like to fly, so where shall I go

Gemini1789 Fri 24-Jan-20 07:34:48

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!
The risk is high
You might even die

Jangran99 Fri 24-Jan-20 07:28:49

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!
The risk is high

Juliet27 Fri 24-Jan-20 06:13:46

I've decided I'm not going to China today
And not just because I couldn’t pay!

crazyH Thu 23-Jan-20 23:42:01

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around
It all needs picking up off the ground,
I hope my neighbour will do it on a whim.

I've decided I'm not going to China today

callgirl1 Thu 23-Jan-20 23:33:30

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around
It all needs picking up off the ground,

Barmeyoldbat Thu 23-Jan-20 21:28:22

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim
The recycling stuff is flying around

Gemini1789 Thu 23-Jan-20 20:05:08

The weather forecast here looks grim
The water butt is filled to the brim

Billybob4491 Thu 23-Jan-20 17:55:43

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun
Holidays in the sun
And a Nanny to look after the kid!

The weather forecast here looks grim

crazyH Thu 23-Jan-20 10:54:15

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun
Holidays in the sun

henetha Thu 23-Jan-20 10:25:29

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid
For freedom and fun

callgirl1 Wed 22-Jan-20 21:55:07

I wish I had a million quid
Then I could go mad and make a bid

henetha Wed 22-Jan-20 10:45:04

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing
To mend all the chairs
In return for some shares
And not be greedy with the billing.

I wish I had a million quid

Jangran99 Wed 22-Jan-20 08:25:08

However, perhaps he could make a killing
And show his wife he was willing
To mend all the chairs
In return for some shares

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