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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

Billybob4491 Fri 17-Jan-20 17:14:55

What an awful day it's been
Partner acting like a stroppy teen

crazyH Fri 17-Jan-20 14:09:41

There was an old man from the west
Who wore an old hand knitted vest
It began to unravel
As he began to travel
It certainly was way past its best!!

What an awful day it's been

Gemini1789 Fri 17-Jan-20 12:57:40

There was an old man from the west
Who wore an old hand knitted vest
It began to unravel
As he began to travel

Jangran99 Fri 17-Jan-20 11:57:21

There was an old man from the west
Who wore an old hand knitted vest
It began to unravel

henetha Fri 17-Jan-20 11:37:36

There was an old man from the west
Who wore an old hand knitted vest

Jangran99 Fri 17-Jan-20 11:00:54

But my bikini never gets wet
I only wore it for a bet,
It makes chaps whistle
And their b ps fizzle
But that is as far as they get

There was an old man from the west

Gemini1789 Tue 14-Jan-20 16:30:09

But my bikini never gets wet
I only wore it for a bet,
It makes chaps whistle
And their b ps fizzle

henetha Tue 14-Jan-20 11:09:58

But my bikini never gets wet
I only wore it for a bet,
It makes chaps whistle

callgirl1 Tue 14-Jan-20 00:26:42

But my bikini never gets wet
I only wore it for a bet,

henetha Mon 13-Jan-20 11:05:18

So with picnic, bucket and spade
And sandwiches, posh puddings I've made
Off to find an empty beach
Flask of tea within easy reach
Daringly, up to my knees I'll wade.

But my bikini never gets wet

Quesera Sun 12-Jan-20 21:11:55

So with picnic, bucket and spade
And sandwiches, posh puddings I've made
Off to find an empty beach
Flask of tea within easy reach

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 12-Jan-20 17:24:43

So with picnic, bucket and spade
And sandwiches, posh puddings I've made
Off to find an empty beach

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 12-Jan-20 15:07:22

So with picnic, bucket and spade
And sandwiches, posh puddings I've made

henetha Sun 12-Jan-20 12:15:56

We'll all be buying our barbecue goodies
And leaving off our coats and hoodies
But now it's scarves and mittens
And fingers a little frost bitten
But not many months till bikinis!

So with picnic, bucket and spade

BradfordLass72 Sat 11-Jan-20 15:09:02

We'll all be buying our barbecue goodies
And leaving off our coats and hoodies
But now it's scarves and mittens
And fingers a little frost bitten

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Jan-20 12:55:21

We'll all be buying our barbecue goodies
And leaving off our coats and hoodies
But now it's scarves and mittens

henetha Sat 11-Jan-20 10:09:13

We`ll all be buying our barbecue goodies,
And leaving off our coats and hoodies

callgirl1 Sat 11-Jan-20 00:02:48

So good to hear songthrushes singing
Spring`s not far away, bells will be ringing
Cuckoos and snowdrops
And buds in the copse
And supermarket tills will be pinging.

We`ll all be buying our barbecue goodies,

Juliet27 Fri 10-Jan-20 16:19:48

So good to hear songthrushes singing
Spring's not far away, bells will be ringing
Cuckoos and snowdrops
And buds in the copse

Jangran99 Fri 10-Jan-20 14:39:22

So good to hear songthrushes singing
Spring's not far away, bells will be ringing
Cuckoos and snowdrops

henetha Fri 10-Jan-20 11:06:21

So good to hear songthrushes singing
Spring's not far away, bells will be ringing

Juliet27 Thu 09-Jan-20 22:42:06

Now back to normal, what next I wonder?
I seem to move from blunder to blunder
But New Year fresh start
Gives a lift to my heart,
And blows the old doldrums asunder.

So good to hear songthrushes singing

callgirl1 Thu 09-Jan-20 21:17:56

Now back to normal, what next I wonder?
I seem to move from blunder to blunder
But New Year fresh start
Gives a lift to my heart,

Billybob4491 Thu 09-Jan-20 17:33:20

Now back to normal, what next I wonder?
I seem to move from blunder to blunder
But New Year fresh start

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-Jan-20 12:56:57

Now back to normal, what next I wonder?
I seem to move from blunder to blunder

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