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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 10:55:31

However, she attracted the wrong type
One was grey, fat, bald and smoked a smelly pipe
I know that man! she cried

henetha Sun 02-Feb-20 10:46:04

However, she attracted the wrong type
One was grey, fat, bald and smoked a smelly pipe

Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 06:36:50

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online
It didn't take long
She wore a red thong
In the hope that they’d think her divine

However, she attracted the wrong type

Gemini17892 Sat 01-Feb-20 22:28:22

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online
It didn't take long
She wore a red thong

Juliet27 Sat 01-Feb-20 13:52:38

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online
It didn't take long

henetha Sat 01-Feb-20 10:00:17

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online

Jangran99 Sat 01-Feb-20 08:48:40

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,
Boy next door?
No, far too poor
And she’d never liked the name Harry

She thought a dating app might be fine

Juliet27 Sat 01-Feb-20 07:04:10

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,
Boy next door?
No, far too poor

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 31-Jan-20 23:43:26

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,
Boy next door?

callgirl1 Fri 31-Jan-20 23:38:02

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,

Gemini17892 Fri 31-Jan-20 17:46:25

Our Nigel creates quite a picture
His hair colour is such a mixture
What would you call it?
Obviously Brexit
I really hope it’s not a fixture?

There was a young girl called Carrie

henetha Fri 31-Jan-20 13:23:17

Our Nigel creates quite a picture
His hair colour is such a mixture
What would you call it?
Obviously Brexit

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 31-Jan-20 12:09:04

Our Nigel creates quite a picture
His hair colour is such a mixture
What would you call it?

Juliet27 Fri 31-Jan-20 02:24:40

Our Nigel creates quite a picture,
His hair colour is such a mixture

callgirl1 Thu 30-Jan-20 23:52:40

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?
I don`t think so, I`m sorry mate.
We`ll see how we feel
Maybe dance a reel
As we wait to find out our fate.

Our Nigel creates quite a picture,

Jangran99 Thu 30-Jan-20 23:19:38

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!
I don't think so . I'm sorry , mate.
We'll see how we feel
Maybe dance a reel

Barberdice Thu 30-Jan-20 22:38:00

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!
I don't think so . I'm sorry , mate.
We'll see how we feel

Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 22:20:48

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!
I don’t think so . I’m sorry , mate .

Juliet27 Thu 30-Jan-20 21:42:55

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed
The thief wore skates
Just like his mates
And they made clever escapes indeed.

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!

callgirl1 Thu 30-Jan-20 21:17:37

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed
The thief wore skates
Just like his mates

crazyH Thu 30-Jan-20 17:07:16

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed
The thief wore skates

Juliet27 Thu 30-Jan-20 16:46:41

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 30-Jan-20 11:48:32

She called the police in an instant,
But by now the thief was distant
She sat and cried
Like an abandoned bride
While the boys in blue launched a man hunt.

Their panda cars travelled at great speed

henetha Thu 30-Jan-20 10:38:38

She called the police in an instant,
But by now the thief was distant
She sat and cried
Like an abandoned bride

Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 09:45:26

She called the police in an instant,
But by now the thief was distant
She sat and cried

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