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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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henetha Sun 12-Jan-20 12:18:10

Perhaps if she'd taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind
Reality is so different
And we're so insistent
They must conform to our mind.

So away with the rules and habits

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BradfordLass72 Sat 11-Jan-20 15:07:20

Perhaps if she'd taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind
Reality is so different
And we're so insistent

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Jan-20 12:59:41

Perhaps if she'd taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind
Reality is so different

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henetha Sat 11-Jan-20 10:12:15

Perhaps if she’d taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind

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Jangran99 Fri 10-Jan-20 18:50:55

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK
Found a handsome young Prince
Rued the lifestyle since
Her ideas were much too outre

Perhaps if she’d taken more time

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Juliet27 Fri 10-Jan-20 15:38:38

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK
Found a handsome young Prince
Rued the lifestyle since

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 10-Jan-20 13:39:03

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK
Found a handsome young Prince

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henetha Fri 10-Jan-20 11:04:04

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK

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Juliet27 Fri 10-Jan-20 08:53:29

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,
So much to know
I'd just let them go
No discussion with family to make them tarry.

There was a young actress from LA

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Jangran99 Fri 10-Jan-20 07:13:12

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,
So much to know
I'd just let them go

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Juliet27 Thu 09-Jan-20 22:44:29

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,
So much to know

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callgirl1 Thu 09-Jan-20 21:14:35

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,

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Jangran99 Thu 09-Jan-20 18:37:39

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal
My hormones dictate
Whom I love or hate
So he'd better look out for his schnozzle.

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?

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henetha Thu 09-Jan-20 10:42:57

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal
My hormones dictate
Whom I love or hate

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Jangran99 Thu 09-Jan-20 09:04:26

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal
My hormones dictate

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Juliet27 Thu 09-Jan-20 06:27:21

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jan-20 23:59:09

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting. (rhyme ?)
He tried man- spreading
On my space treading
Wrong woman,he'll soon be retreating!

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Jan-20 22:41:00

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting. (rhyme ?)
He tried man- spreading
On my space treading

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jan-20 19:51:40

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting. (rhyme ?)
He tried man- spreading

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crazyH Wed 08-Jan-20 19:41:06

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jan-20 19:36:41

When Trump found out who she was
He did try his best to make a pass
She pulled out her gun
"Try this for size, think on,
You won’t get your way with this lass!”

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Jan-20 13:33:53

When Trump found out who she was
He did try his best to make a pass
She pulled out her gun
"Try this for size, think on,"

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henetha Wed 08-Jan-20 10:45:14

When Trump found out who she was,
He did try his best to make a pass
She pulled out her gun

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crazyH Tue 07-Jan-20 23:30:37

When Trump found out who she was,
He did try his best to make a pass

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callgirl1 Tue 07-Jan-20 23:22:38

She then let me into her little secret,
She once was a spy, to her great regret
With her coat collar pulled high
She worked for the FBI
And flew her own private jet.

When Trump found out who she was,

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