Limericks 12

There's always something to moan about
OF that there's absolutely no doubt

There's always something to moan about
If that there's absolutely no doubt

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..
I'll do it and do it
But I won't omit
To tell him "I've had enough, hunny!!!!"

There's always something to moan about

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..
I'll do it and do it
But I won't omit

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..
I'll do it and do it

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!
How my husband laughed
He thought it quite daft
And begged me to do it again!

Now I didn’t think it that funny

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!
How my husband laughed
He thought it was quite daft

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!
How my husband laughed

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,
The alternative’s worse
Can't eat or sing a verse
Sound like appetite quenchers

While walking the dog in the rain

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,
The alternative’s worse
Can't eat or sing a verse

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,
The alternative’s worse

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth,
Possibly Colombo
But I’m still in limbo
With a loose tooth

Getting a set of dentures

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth,
Possibly Colombo
But I’m still in limbo

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth,
Possibly Colombo

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth

What "deed" is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?
Should I call a friend?
What do you intend?
The ''deed' might be one to lead you astray

Will you take a dare or tell the truth

What "deed" is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?
Should I call a friend?
What do you intend?

Sorry, didn't refresh

What ‘deed’ is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?
Should I call a friend?

But what kind of book should I read?
Self Help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off
Except when I cough

What ‘deed’ is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?

But what kind of book should I read?
Self help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off
As long as I don't cough
I’ll be able to do the deed .....

What ‘deed’ is that, I hear you say

But what kind of book should I read?
Self help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off
As long as I don't cough