Gransnet forums

Games

Page 2 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

Limericks 12

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Mon 02-Mar-20 00:40:35

There's always something to moan about
OF that there's absolutely no doubt

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Mon 02-Mar-20 00:37:55

There's always something to moan about
If that there's absolutely no doubt

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 01-Mar-20 23:51:54

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..
I'll do it and do it
But I won't omit
To tell him "I've had enough, hunny!!!!"

There's always something to moan about

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sun 01-Mar-20 22:59:13

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..
I'll do it and do it
But I won't omit

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 01-Mar-20 22:28:57

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..
I'll do it and do it

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sun 01-Mar-20 22:22:41

Now I didn’t think it that funny
But if it keeps the old misery sunny..

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sun 01-Mar-20 20:55:36

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!
How my husband laughed
He thought it quite daft
And begged me to do it again!

Now I didn’t think it that funny

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 01-Mar-20 20:33:30

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!
How my husband laughed
He thought it was quite daft

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sun 01-Mar-20 20:27:01

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!
How my husband laughed

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 01-Mar-20 19:07:18

While walking the dog in the rain
I fell into a puddle - oh, the pain!!!

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sun 01-Mar-20 18:59:51

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,
The alternative’s worse
Can't eat or sing a verse
Sound like appetite quenchers

While walking the dog in the rain

Add comment | Report
henetha Sun 01-Mar-20 11:15:53

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,
The alternative’s worse
Can't eat or sing a verse

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sun 01-Mar-20 08:56:16

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,
The alternative’s worse

Add comment | Report
callgirl1 Sun 01-Mar-20 01:30:18

Getting a set of dentures
Is one of life`s daunting ventures,

Add comment | Report
Grany Sat 29-Feb-20 21:20:26

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth,
Possibly Colombo
But I’m still in limbo
With a loose tooth

Getting a set of dentures

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sat 29-Feb-20 15:22:51

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth,
Possibly Colombo
But I’m still in limbo

Add comment | Report
henetha Sat 29-Feb-20 09:31:28

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth,
Possibly Colombo

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sat 29-Feb-20 06:35:29

Will you take a dare or tell the truth
Are you under the watch of a sleuth

Add comment | Report
WOODMOUSE49 Fri 28-Feb-20 23:20:37

What "deed" is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?
Should I call a friend?
What do you intend?
The ''deed' might be one to lead you astray

Will you take a dare or tell the truth

Add comment | Report
callgirl1 Fri 28-Feb-20 22:58:36

What "deed" is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?
Should I call a friend?
What do you intend?

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Fri 28-Feb-20 19:07:16

Sorry, didn't refreshgrin

What ‘deed’ is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?
Should I call a friend?

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Fri 28-Feb-20 19:01:10

But what kind of book should I read?
Self Help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off
Except when I cough

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Fri 28-Feb-20 15:16:29

What ‘deed’ is that, I hear you say
Is it one that will grant you pay?

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 28-Feb-20 14:55:12

But what kind of book should I read?
Self help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off
As long as I don't cough
I’ll be able to do the deed .....

What ‘deed’ is that, I hear you say

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 28-Feb-20 14:20:50

But what kind of book should I read?
Self help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off
As long as I don't cough

Page 2 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion