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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 23:34:59

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner
Nice thick gravy is good

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Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 23:14:07

Oh @@#@## I’ve done it again. Leave off the last line. I was in the wrong game

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Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 23:12:23

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner

The veg is good but I have to say

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 22:47:36

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child
So tender and mild
Between earth and heaven he's the link.

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?

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Grany Mon 23-Dec-19 22:10:37

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child
So tender and mild

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 19:49:01

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think
An innocent child

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Dec-19 19:05:09

Christmas is more than food and drink
It’s a time to make us stop and think

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Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:57:36

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy
But feeling needy
Do you think I really should ?

Christmas is more than food and drink

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:41:17

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy
But feeling needy

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Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:36:31

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good
I mustn’t be greedy

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 23-Dec-19 17:32:43

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud
The rum and pear one's good

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Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 13:55:03

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream
It's fit for a Queen
( Still can’t rhyme with pudding )

Trifle is ‘Beige’s’ favourite pud

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henetha Mon 23-Dec-19 10:24:27

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream
It's fit for a Queen

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callgirl1 Sun 22-Dec-19 23:02:13

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without too much cooking
Tinned fruit and ice cream

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Gemini1789 Sun 22-Dec-19 19:55:42

I fancy a trifle for pudding
Something without much cooking

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Dec-19 13:23:19

I'll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil
Then put it on to boil
I'll set the table, let's dine.

I fancy a trifle for pudding

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henetha Sun 22-Dec-19 12:31:18

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil
Then put it on to boil

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Jangran99 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:55:43

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine
All wrapped up in foil

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callgirl1 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:28:04

You won`t believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It`s eight inches long and dark all over
It could be a baby`s new pullover

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:19:04

I’ll start with a dash of white wine
Some onions chopped really fine

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Quesera Sat 21-Dec-19 21:28:24

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish
You’ll have to keep guessing
While I prepare the dressing
Must say it all looks delish

I’ll start with a dash of white wine

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 18:32:56

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish
You’ll have to keep guessing
While I prepare the dressing

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crazyH Sat 21-Dec-19 18:30:50

3rd line

You will have to keep guessing

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crazyH Sat 21-Dec-19 18:30:06

Crazy H bought a large fish
Don't think it was, won't go in a dish

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 18:16:08

You won't believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It's eight inches long
and dark all over
Is it a massive four leaved clover ?

( well you try rhyming with over )

Crazy H bought a large fish

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