Limericks 12

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway
Of a kebab shop in Norway

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis
I stand well back
From the dental plaque
To kiss him I’d need hypnosis

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis
I stand well back
From the dental plaque

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis
I stand well back

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch
I avoid Uncle Bert
Because it's a cert
He'll follow me home - that's my hunch.

He's ok in small doses

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch
I avoid Uncle Bert
Because it's a cert

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch
I avoid Uncle Bert

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
I try to, but I'm always drunk

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?
Or are you a vegan?
Whose meal has just begun
Served on a large silver tray .

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?
Or are you a vegan?
Whose meal has just begun

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?
Or are you a vegan?

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?

But it turns out I`ve won a big prize
A lifetime`s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that`s sad
Yes another fad
To go along with my yen for mince pies!

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that's sad
Ne'er mind, it's not all bad

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that's sad
Yes another fad

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that's sad

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front
Good grief, it's Prince Harry!
He's happy as Larry
Is this some sort of royal stunt?

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front
Good grief, it's Prince Harry!
He's happy as Larry

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front
Good grief, it's Prince Harry!

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front