Limericks 12

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat
And a scarf that's entwined me like a cat
I shall whizz down those slopes
When I reach the bottom, I'll need ropes

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat
And a scarf that's entwined me like a cat
I shall whizz down those slopes

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat
And a scarf that's entwined me like a cat

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues
Or how about skis
Can't bend my knees
I'll pull on my thick thermal trews.

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues
Or how about skis
Cant bend my knees

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues
Or how about skis

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues

Or shall I cycle down to Land`s End?
I don`t think I could manage those bends
With the wind behind me
And a brace for my knee
I can take whtever the weather sends.

Mind you, I might need snow shoes

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?
I don't think I could manage those bends
With the wind behind me
And a brace for my knee

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?
I don't think I could manage those bends

With the wind behind me

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?
I don't think I could manage those bends

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales
Waterproofs I'll need
On the bike for speed,
I hope there's bargains to be had in Wales.

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales
Waterproofs I'll need
On the bike for speed

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales
Waterproofs I'll need

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing
Out right win or close result?
Settled now or more tumult
Give me a little hope on which I can cling

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing
Out right win or close result?
Settled now or more tumult

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing
Out right win or close result?

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing

I suppose that just leaves the train
Jostling and jabbering does my brain
But at least there’s space
And we're not in a race
So I’m just letting it take the strain

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring

I suppose that just leaves the train
Jostling and jabbering does my brain
But at least there’s space
And we're not in a race

I suppose that just leaves the train
jostling and jabbering does my brain
But at least there’s space

I suppose that just leaves the train
And again the cost is a pain

I suppose that just leaves the train
Oh No! There's a strike again