Limericks 12

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace
But we’ve still five weeks left
I'm feeling so bereft
But hope kindness will soon come to pass.

Cinderella encountered a prince

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace
But we’ve still five weeks left
I'm feeling so bereft

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace
But we’ve still five weeks left

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas
I'm sure you can all see me grimace

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder
Gorgons are to be feared
Gods to be revered
Or is it a load of rubbish, I ponder.

I reluctantly must focus on Christmas

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder
Gorgons are to be feared
Gods to be revered

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder
The Gorgons are to be feared

Greek myths are stories of wonder
It's torn my true beliefs asunder

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor
A Greek myth I’ve just learnt
While my toast got burnt
Toast in the bin now to fester.

Greek myths are stories of wonder

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor
A Greek myth I’ve just learnt
While my toast got burnt

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor
A Greek myth I’ve just learnt

A talented linguist from Leicester
Translated the stories of Nestor

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations
And on many occasions
Calculated at dizzying speeds.

A talented linguist from Leicester

oh whoops Jan...I was taking too long checking trigonometry spelling!

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations
Trigonometry on occasions

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations
And on many occasions

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads,
Could do double equations

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds
Too clever to add up with abacus beads

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks
But my cooking is dire
And my chip pans on fire!
And the oven I open on tenterhooks

A brilliant mathematician from Leeds

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks
But my cooking is dire
And my chip pans on fire!

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks
But my cooking is dire

My shelves are full of cookery books
They fill up all the crannies and nooks

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck
We`re squelching and splashing
Rain is still lashing
Wadding through the mud is a trek

My shelves are full of cookery books

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck
We`re squelching and splashing
Rain is still lashing

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck
We`re squelching and splashing