Limericks 12

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap up warm
And l'll sprint past the farm

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap up warm

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away

I'm planning a stress free Christmas Day
I've told the family they can do it their way
While I just kick back
As I do have that knack
I’ll settle for my lunch on a tray

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today

I'm planning a stress free Christmas Day
I've told the family they can do it their way
While I just kick back
As I do have that knack

I'm planning a stress free Christmas Day
I've told the family they can do it their way
While I just kick back

I'm planning a stress free Christmas Day
I've told the family they can do it their way

Yet more low pressure on the way
Well that's what the weather forecasters say
They're not always right
So let's hope it's bright
We can but hope and pray

I'm planning a stress free Christmas Day

Yet more low pressure on the way
Well that's what the weather forecasters say
They're not always right
So let's hope it's bright

Yet more low pressure on the way
Well that's what the Weather Forecasters say
They’re not always right

Yet more low pressure on the way
Well that's what the Weather Forecasters say

I’d like a big German Shepherd,
Who looks as fierce as a leopard
He might look mean
But I’m still keen
With dog care questions I’m peppered

Yet more low pressure on the way

I’d like a big German Shepherd,
Who looks as fierce as a leopard
He might look mean
But I'm still keen

I’d like a big German Shepherd,
Who looks as fierce as a leopard
He might look mean

I’d like a big German Shepherd,
Who looks as fierce as a leopard

I don`t like being out in the dark
Especially with no lights in the park
The shadows scare me
So I suggest we
Get a big dog that will bark.

I`d like a big German Shepherd,

I don't like being out in the dark
Especially with no lights in the park
The shadows scare me
So I suggest we

I don't like being out in the dark
Especially with no lights in the park
The shadows scare me

I don't like being out in the dark
Especially with no lights in the park

Its my feet that get terribly cold
Worse now I’m getting so old
The socks I use
Come in twos
Which we'd guess without being told

I don't like being out in the dark

Its my feet that get terribly cold
Worse now I’m getting so old
The socks I use
Come in twos

Its my feet that get terribly cold
Worse now I’m getting so old
The socks I use

Its my feet that get terribly cold
Worse now I’m getting so old

I think I'll knit me a warm winter scarf
A long one, at least six feet and a half
To wind round and round
And it'll still touch the ground
At least it will give everyone a laugh!

Its my feet that get terribly cold

I think I'll knit me a warm winter scarf
A long one, at least six feet and a half,
To wind round and round
And it'll still touch the ground