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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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Gemini1789 Fri 08-Nov-19 16:51:39

I went for a short walk today
Esther came too by the way

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 16:49:27

New wellington boots arrived today
Now I can throw my old ones away
But a spare pair is wise
If they’re the right size
If not, Esther will have them, I say.

I went for a short walk today

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Gemini1789 Fri 08-Nov-19 16:27:13

New wellington boots arrived today
Now I can throw my old ones away
But a spare pair is wise
If they’re the right size

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Nov-19 16:24:22

New wellington boots arrived today
Now I can throw my old ones away
But a spare pair is wise

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Oldandverygrey Fri 08-Nov-19 15:56:10

New wellington boots arrived today
Now I can throw my old ones away

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 08-Nov-19 13:37:58

A happy singalong on a bus
I join in without any fuss
I know all the old songs
But my voice belongs
1000 miles away. It's treasonous

New wellington boots arrived today

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Jangran99 Fri 08-Nov-19 13:18:39

Ooop?
A happy singalong on a bus
I join in without any fuss
I know all the old songs
But my voice belongs

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Jangran99 Fri 08-Nov-19 13:15:19

A happy sing-along on a bus
I join in, without any fuss
Oh dear, I sing flat

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Oldandverygrey Fri 08-Nov-19 13:14:22

A happy singalong on a bus
I join in without any fuss
I know all the old songs

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 12:01:50

A happy sing-along on a bus
I join in, without any fuss

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henetha Fri 08-Nov-19 11:49:44

Are you a musical person?
If you give me an easier version
You hum it I'll play
It will be a jolly day
We can go on a music excursion.

A happy sing-along on a bus

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 09:01:27

Are you a musical person?
If you give me an easier version
You hum it I'll play
It will be a jolly day

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Nov-19 08:06:39

Are you a musical person?
If you give me an easier version
You hum it I'll play

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 23:52:30

Are you a musical person?
If you give me an easier version,

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callgirl1 Thu 07-Nov-19 23:46:18

My grandkids are sleeping at last
It`s time to have a blast
So I got out my trumpet
Buttered a crumpet
And played Post Horn Gallop real fast!

Are you a musical person?

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Nov-19 23:30:50

My grandkids are sleeping at last
It's time to have a blast
So I got out my trumpet
Buttered a crumpet

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BradfordLass72 Thu 07-Nov-19 23:20:08

My grandkids are sleeping at last
It's time to have a blast
So I got out my trumpet

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 22:57:13

My grandkids are sleeping at last
It's time to have a blast

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Nov-19 22:49:46

I really must go on a diet,
There's always a first time to try it
The sugar must go
Chips are a 'No'
If you fancy a Mars Bar, don't fry it.

My grandkids are sleeping at last

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 22:32:00

I really must go on a diet,
There's always a first time to try it
The sugar must go
Chips are a 'No'

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Bellanonna Thu 07-Nov-19 22:25:41

I really must go on a diet,
There's always a first time to try it
The sugar must go

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 22:06:02

I really must go on a diet,
There's always a first time to try it

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callgirl1 Thu 07-Nov-19 22:01:25

My clothes are beginning to squeeze me
My trousers no longer please me
I wear long tunics to cover
The view from the rear of my blubber
Alas, no man now wants to seize me!

I really must go on a diet,

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Gemini1789 Thu 07-Nov-19 21:34:36

My clothes are beginning to squeeze me
My trousers no longer please me
I wear long tunics to cover
The view from the rear of my blubber

I fear I have lost the rhythm of a limerick - must do better next time !

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 21:29:16

My clothes are beginning to squeeze me
My trousers no longer please me
I wear long tunics to cover

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