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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

Juliet27 Fri 14-Feb-20 22:34:04

But sadly I must admit I lack talent
Though my husband tries to be gallant
He is very patient with me

Jangran99 Fri 14-Feb-20 15:02:20

But sadly I must admit I lack talent
Though my husband tries to be gallant

henetha Fri 14-Feb-20 10:03:33

I wish I could find a new hobby
Or career, like becoming a Bobby
Cultivate truffles, perhaps?
I'd rather shoot craps
Or sing as beautifully as Robbie.

But sadly I must admit I lack talent

Jangran99 Fri 14-Feb-20 09:01:35

I wish I could find a new hobby
Or career, like becoming a Bobby
Cultivate truffles, perhaps?
I'd rather shoot craps

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 13-Feb-20 12:54:06

I wish I could find a new hobby
Or career, like becoming a Bobby
Cultivate truffles, perhaps?

henetha Thu 13-Feb-20 10:19:11

I wish I could find a new hobby
Or career, like becoming a Bobby

Juliet27 Thu 13-Feb-20 07:07:03

I'm keeping all my hard earned cash
In my pockets, but it's causing a rash
The ink's gone all runny
Fed up with paper money
But at least it’s safe if banks crash

I wish I could find a new hobby

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 12-Feb-20 23:14:35

I'm keeping all my hard earned cash
In my pockets, but it's causing a rash
The ink's gone all runny
Fed up with paper money

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 12-Feb-20 12:34:27

I'm keeping all my hard earned cash
In my pockets, but it's causing a rash
The ink's gone all runny

crazyH Wed 12-Feb-20 11:14:40

I'm keeping all my hard earned cash
In my pockets, but it's causing a rash

henetha Wed 12-Feb-20 10:33:48

There was an old man from Berlin
With many siblings, he was a quin
He learned to share
It was only fair
But I'm not sharing any more, he said with a grin.

I'm keeping all my hard earned cash

Juliet27 Tue 11-Feb-20 19:14:28

There was an old man from Berlin
With many siblings, he was a quin
He learned to share
It was only fair

crazyH Tue 11-Feb-20 12:37:13

There was an old man from Berlin
With many siblings, he was a quin
He learned to share

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 11-Feb-20 11:56:55

There was an old man from Berlin
With many siblings, he was a quin

henetha Tue 11-Feb-20 10:42:43

But during winter I'd like to hibernate
Not tonight though. I've got a blind date,
So maybe tomorrow
If hit by Cupid’s arrow
I'll choose love, hibernating can wait.

There was an old man from Berlin

Juliet27 Mon 10-Feb-20 11:47:34

But during winter I'd like to hibernate
Not tonight though. I've got a blind date,
So maybe tomorrow
If hit by Cupid’s arrow

henetha Mon 10-Feb-20 10:28:32

But during winter I'd like to hibernate
Not tonight though. I've got a blind date,
So maybe tomorrow

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 10-Feb-20 09:33:13

But during winter I'd like to hibernate
Not tonight though. I've got a blind date

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 10-Feb-20 08:49:43

I roll up my sleeves and turn up my shorts
When I hear extreme condition reports
I love walking in blizzards
But best we wear vizards
Well, to make a world it takes all sorts.

But during winter I'd like to hibernate

Juliet27 Mon 10-Feb-20 07:29:07

I roll up my sleeves and turn up my shorts
When I hear extreme condition reports
I love walking in blizzards
But best we wear vizards

henetha Sun 09-Feb-20 11:21:28

I roll up my sleeves and turn up my shorts
When I hear extreme condition reports
I love walking in blizzards

Juliet27 Sun 09-Feb-20 02:20:07

I roll up my sleeves and turn up my shorts
When I hear extreme condition reports

crazyH Sat 08-Feb-20 22:18:38

I'm not cut out for a sedentary life
Prefer to live on the edge of a knife
Get bored by routine
I'm first on the scene
If there's a hint of stress or strife.

I roll up my sleeves and turn up my shorts

Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:48:46

I'm not cut out for a sedentary life
Prefer to live on the edge of a knife
Get bored by routine
I'm first on the scene

Juliet27 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:26:10

I'm not cut out for a sedentary life
Prefer to live on the edge of a knife
Get bored by routine

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