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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:43:36

She’d never been quite so affronted
Never had her ego so blunted
Her -angry- anger rose

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:43:02

She’d never been quite so affronted
Never had her ego so blunted
Her angry rose

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Gemini17892 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:13:00

She’d never been quite so affronted
Never had her ego so blunted

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Feb-20 22:23:35

There was a young lady from Bristol
In her handbag she kept a small pistol
She walked round the town
Having planned a showdown
How dare he dump her by epistle

She’d never been quite so affronted

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Juliet27 Wed 05-Feb-20 20:44:56

There was a young lady from Bristol
In her handbag she kept a small pistol
She walked round the town
Having planned a showdown

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Gemini17892 Wed 05-Feb-20 19:33:43

There was a young lady from Bristol
In her handbag she kept a small pistol
She walked round the town

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 05-Feb-20 16:28:24

There was a young lady from Bristol
In her handbag she kept a small pistol

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henetha Wed 05-Feb-20 09:59:35

I don`t really like the great outdoors
You decide on a picnic, then it pours,
Wasps arrive with other pests,
All of them unwanted guests
They either sting or bite, and they're bores.

There was a young lady from Bristol

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crazyH Wed 05-Feb-20 00:16:08

I don`t really like the great outdoors
You decide on a picnic, then it pours,
Wasps arrive with other pests,
All of them unwanted guests

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Elrel Tue 04-Feb-20 23:36:15

I don`t really like the great outdoors
You decide on a picnic, then it pours,
Wasps arrive with other pests,

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callgirl1 Tue 04-Feb-20 23:32:50

I don`t really like the great outdoors
You decide on a picnic, then it pours,

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Feb-20 23:15:31

My first walk is 4 miles (easy to moderate)
That I think I should easily tolerate
But if it's too many more
It’ll seem more of a chore
So I'll meet you in the pub where you congregate

I don't really like the great outdoors

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Feb-20 18:05:10

My first walk is 4 miles (easy to moderate)
That I think I should easily tolerate
But if it's too many more
It’ll seem more of a chore

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henetha Mon 03-Feb-20 11:14:24

My first walk is 4 miles (easy to moderate)
That I think I should easily tolerate
But if it's too many more

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Feb-20 00:29:12

My first walk is 4 miles (easy to moderate)
That I think I should easily tolerate

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 03-Feb-20 00:12:13

I've joined the ramblers to meet new folks
All my family thought it a hoax
But they'll see my new friends
And our guide who intends
To keep us entertained with his jokes

My first walk is 4 miles (easy to moderate)

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Feb-20 21:57:32

I've joined the ramblers to meet new folks
All my family thought it a hoax
But they'll see my new friends
And our guide who intends

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 21:05:26

I've joined the ramblers to meet new folks
All my family thought it a hoax
But they'll see my new friends

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Feb-20 20:10:26

I've joined the ramblers to meet new folks
All my family thought it a hoax

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 02-Feb-20 18:24:59

My best friend Sue is moving away
I’m not sure why, she didn’t say
Thought she liked it here
Praps it was too dear
But she's decided to go to Bombay

I've joined the ramblers to meet new folks

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Gemini17892 Sun 02-Feb-20 17:06:05

My best friend Sue is moving away
I’m not sure why, she didn’t say
Thought she liked it here
Praps it was too dear

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crazyH Sun 02-Feb-20 12:50:10

My best friend Sue is moving away
I’m not sure why, she didn’t say
Thought she liked it here

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 11:36:22

My best friend Sue is moving away
I’m not sure why, she didn’t say

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 02-Feb-20 11:16:07

However, she attracted the wrong type
One was grey, fat, bald and smoked a smelly pipe
I know that man! she cried
That's grandad!!! He's trying to hide
But I know those trousers with the pinstripe

My best friend Sue is moving away

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crazyH Sun 02-Feb-20 11:01:31

However, she attracted the wrong type
One was grey, fat, bald and smoked a smelly pipe
I know that man! she cried
That's grandad!!! He's trying to hide

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