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Ooh sorry crazy can I still come to dinner please . woodmouse can have my sprouts if there are any!

What about a bit of champers
We would be happy campers

What about a Christmas pudding?

Some nuts and crisps will be tasty
And straws made of cheesy pastry

What about a bit of champers?

Some nuts and crisps will be tasty
But please, I don't want a pasty.

What about tortillas and sausage rolls?

I beg your pardon Doodle.....I was going to do the Roast Beef and Yorkies...and WM was doing the sprouts.?

On the other hand I like some wine
But a vodka will do just fine

Some nuts and crisps will be tasty

woodmouse I would be mor than happy to come to your place for roast beef and yorkies but crazyh you can keep your sprouts

Let’s invite the doctor and follow his lead
Take his advice for all our health needs

On the other hand I like some wine

Having fun ought to carry a health warning!
But we don't ever worry until the next morning

Let's invite the doctor and follow his lead

Beware! It will loosen our tongues
And smoking - what it does to our lungs

Having fun ought to carry a health warning!

I hope they will bring the wine
We need liquid to help us dine

Beware! It will loosen our tongues

There'll be plenty of food to go round
But it will all be eaten, I'll be bound

I hope they will bring the wine

3rd line
There'll be plenty of food to go round

Must make sure there's enough sprouts for all
But Uncle Eric loves a minced-beef ball

I'll do a roast beef and Yorkies
It makes a change from turkeys

Must make sure there's enough sprouts for all

Third line ?
I'll do a roast beef and Yorkies

I wear a pinny too
So my Sunday best stays like new

All the effort I can muster
Then I'll get out my trusty duster

I wear a pinny too

A little sit is all I need
Any longer, I’ll run to seed

All the effort I can muster

Singing and dancing cheer me up
Time for a brew please make me a cup

A little sit is all I need

Too many things on my ToDo list
So I'll not bother, and just dance The Twist.

Singing and dancing cheer me up

Night, night all God bless.
Oh it's dawn already! Time to dress.

Too many things on my ToDo list

It's time to rest, I think
To keep awake I blink

Night, night all God bless

Found the lights, hidden under the stairs
In fact, that’s good, I’ve found two pairs

It’s time to rest, I think

Lights Ok but they are a mess
My fault, I must confess

Put away last year in a hurry

Will they be working? That is the question
Try them, was DH's suggestion

Lights OK but they are a mess

Found the lights, hidden under the stairs
Covered with bits of fluff and cat hairs

Will they be working? That is the question