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Before I take him to meet my mother
At least she's not as prim as my dear brother

He'll fuss and scowl and ask him his intentions

During that time it’ll be fifty shades....
Better hurry up, before my blush fades.

Before I take him to meet my mother

We plan to see the world in forty days
Travel by train, boat & plane, all three ways

During that time it’ll be fifty shades.....

We plan to see the world in forty days
Goodness knows how but there will be ways.

Sit on a drone and float up high

The one I’ve got now I think is a keeper
We'll stay together, till called by the grim reaper.

We plan to see the world in forty days

Kissed many frogs, but not found my prince
Some of them have made me whince ?

The one I’ve got now I think is a keeper

My dog, at least, will always love me
As long as he's fed, he'll let me be.

Kissed many frogs, but not found my prince

You never know with men they can be fickle
I don't want my life turned into a pickle

My dog, at least, will always love me

Or will this man keep on fawning

You never know with men they can be fickle

I will search for my ultimate dreams
I’m not meant to be married or so it seems

But will they ‘still respect me in the morning’?

The single life is now for me
No more cares and fancy free

I will search for my ultimate dreams

But wonderful they turned out to be
Maybe for everyone else, but not for me

The single life is now for me

All this takes me back to being sixteen again
When I was innocent and terrified of men.

But wonderful they turned out to be

Of a sneaky look across the room
When I'd smile with delight or frown with gloom

All this takes me back to being sixteen again

I just don’t believe such matters make you blush
Trust me Gemini1789 I’m not in my first flush

Of youth anymore, more likely well over the hill!
Yes but I’m sure you remember the thrill

Of a sneaky look across the room

I just don’t believe such matters make you blush
Trust me Gemini1789 I’m not in my first flush

Of youth anymore, more likely well over the hill!

I'm planning a few days away with him on a city break
I do hope he will my virginity take.

I’ll be smiling and blushing the whole of next day
All this talk of virginity- don’t quite know what to say!

Truth be told, ladies, it’s been a while
Oh my ,Pantglas ,you do make me smile

I just don’t believe such matters make you blush

I’ll be smiling and blushing the whole of next day
All this talk of virginity- don’t quite know what to say!

Truth be told, ladies, it’s been a while.....

I'm planning a few days away with him on a city break
I do hope he will my virginity take.

I'll be smiling and blushing the whole of next day

I'm planning a few days away with him on a city break
Will it be romantic, or will my heart ache?

Perhaps it's better, just me and the dog

Or find something witty and sparkling to say
When he brings me that colourful bouquet

I'm planning a few days away with him on a city break

I really could fall for this dashing suitor
If I don't want to bore him I'll have to keep muter

Or find something witty and sparkling to say

He is the most loving male in my life
I do hope he’s not a lot of trouble and strife

I really could fall for this dashing suitor

I'm not very elegant, hate dressing up
Better in wellies and walking the pup

He is the most loving male in my life

I would look better in a grand ball gown
And just hope that my knickers don't fall down.

I'm not very elegant, hate dressing up