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Songs for swingers

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MissAdventure Mon 25-Nov-19 22:00:59

Inspired by Terry Wogan, who featured this game on his radio show.

Substitute a word in a song title to reflect who the song is for.
E.G

Songs for swinging bed bugs: On the sheet where you live.

Quesera Tue 26-Nov-19 21:49:37

Songs for Swinging Cooks

Saturday night’s alright for frying

Quesera Tue 26-Nov-19 21:52:10

Songs for swinging plastic surgeons

Good year for the noses

Esther1 Tue 26-Nov-19 21:58:33

This game is a feature of radio DJ Paul Miller’s chat show on Friday evenings on Radio Surrey/Solent/Berkshire. It’s hilarious and Paul Miller himself is always in stitches.

MissAdventure Tue 26-Nov-19 22:18:06

smile

Its good to be silly, eh?

downtoearth Tue 26-Nov-19 22:33:33

Songs for swinging Bedding stores

Duvet know its christmas

MissAdventure Tue 26-Nov-19 22:35:12

grin

MissAdventure Tue 26-Nov-19 22:51:16

Songs for swinging orthodontists.

The first time ever I saw your brace.

Juliet27 Wed 27-Nov-19 00:23:58

Songs for swinging genetic engineers

A whiter shade of kale

Barberdice Wed 27-Nov-19 00:30:25

Songs for swinging pastry makers

Something gotta hold of my tart

Juliet27 Wed 27-Nov-19 00:34:25

Songs for swinging religious communities

Here comes the nun

downtoearth Wed 27-Nov-19 06:40:35

Swinging cake makers
Sultanas of swing

downtoearth Wed 27-Nov-19 06:43:41

For a swinging prime minister

Ive only got lies for you

downtoearth Wed 27-Nov-19 06:45:27

For a swinging street cleaner

As grime goes by

downtoearth Wed 27-Nov-19 06:46:26

For a swinginging Banksy

Somethings got a hold of my art

downtoearth Wed 27-Nov-19 06:57:22

For swinging Russian publicans

Vodka wanna make those eyes at me for

downtoearth Wed 27-Nov-19 07:00:01

For swinging fishermen

Come on over to my plaice

Barberdice Wed 27-Nov-19 18:17:40

Songs for swinging plumbers

Twenty-four showers from Tulsa

MissAdventure Wed 27-Nov-19 18:20:51

Songs for swinging refuse collectors.

Put a bin on it.

nanaK54 Wed 27-Nov-19 18:21:52

For swinging pig farmers

I wanna hold your ham

MissAdventure Wed 27-Nov-19 18:27:19

Also on "swinging pig farmers greatest hits"

Love me, love my hog.

MissAdventure Wed 27-Nov-19 18:30:36

Songs for swinging swingers.

Chitty chitty gangbang.

MamaCaz Wed 27-Nov-19 19:03:01

Song for swinging lead guitarists.

Shut uppa your bass!

merlotgran Wed 27-Nov-19 19:26:11

Song for swinging chimney sweeps: I guess that's why they call it the flues.

MissAdventure Wed 27-Nov-19 19:26:50

grin

MamaCaz Wed 27-Nov-19 19:46:29

For swinging TV show contestants:

I want to bake it with you.