The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Yes we’re all stuck here for the duration. Be careful what you drink smileless you’ll have no idea what it is ....or where it’s been before ?

Xtreme measures, we are in lockdown. Once in, never out! ?

Wow, this is my first visit to the alphabet bar; very impressive.

Very energetic evening in the bar tonight. Twisting away and ducking underneath the arches at the same time. I could put my back out doing that and then what would I do with all those young men in the bar ?

'Underneath the Arches...' oops! Sorry, wrong tune.

Twisting the night away, is a great way to get fit

Sam Cooke on the jukebox now!

Rest assured it’s not P....it’s Gordon’s ( although he may want it back.)
Have sent Zorba on his way ( shaken but not stirred) I don’t think he will be sitting on any more jukeboxes for a while.?

Questionable behaviour, Doodle. ☹️

On second thoughts, it may protect us from all those bugs, doing the rounds, if it's anything like the last concoction you made. ?

P.....surely not ?.......mind you, I seem to have a plentiful supply so it might be worth thinking about. Anyone got any old perfume bottles around.......or gin bottles ? ?

No way! Who do you think you are fooling?

I know what fake perfume makers put in bottles and it's a suspicious yellow colour! ?

The next letter in the sequence should give you a clue!

Made some more - here it is. OK, I know it's a surprisingly bright yellow, but at least it'll make you feel sunny, and we can all do with that, I'm sure.

Sit down and enjoy!

Look lively with the gin, I shall try pouring it down his throat
( and have a swig myself, for the shock.)

Keep back everyone! Give poor Zorba some space while I do some mouth to mouth on him.....looks like he’s a goner?

Just when you think that things can't get worse...they most certainly can. Doodle you have messed up bigtime.

I can’t help being short sighted. How was I to know it wasn’t the juke box slot ?. Mind you, I was a bit surprised when the juke box emitted a loud shriek but I thought it was the start of a new song. Why is he still sitting there and why is he spinning round and round? Anyone would think he’d got the spindle stuck up his...........oh dear.......he has ....oops!

Keep bringing the gin wheniwas ...we may need it!

Happy to hear that the casualties are back and that my gin wasn't to blame. Or if it was, I'm not admitting anything. Had to take the camels to the vet and so I took a quick trip away so that the vet couldn't give them back to me. Would you like me to make more gin, or are you ok for spirits? Perhaps I wouldn't put the old tyres in the next time...

Gasps!!! Poor man, he only popped in for a glass of poteen. Now take a look at him. Second thoughts...perhaps not.

For goodness sake.....go to Specsavers Doodle !

Eel pie anyone, we still have a bit left?
Soop .....not as shocked as Zorba was when Doodle shoved a shilling in!?

DOODLE! I'm shocked.

Can you ask him to put on some underwear too. Sitting like that is a bit off putting when you’re trying to find the money slot on the juke box

By the way, lemongrove Is Zorba still wearing that "frock"? Better ask him to wear a kilt. So much more dashing...

.....And I do keep telling him not to sit on it, but he won’t listen.?