The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Zorba the Greek on the juke box.

Yes, yes, YES!!! ?
The new bar staff uniforms have just arrived ( courtesy of Soop) and are a sight to behold.....can’t wait to struggle into one, they look pretty tight fitting.

X rated underwear adverts appearing on my PC!

This is your fault, Chewy! You and your PVC mac brigade.?

What was that? I'm up in Scotland, don't you know?

Virtually impossible for you to get through to Marydoll chewy and it’s been so long ago she can’t remember what virginity is (it’s a cocktail mix marydoll in case you’re wondering) ?
Well chewy if you’re sure you can keep a secret, come close and I will whisper in your ear.....? ...so, when we were in the Argy and George was chained to the Nespresso machine, he and I ........whisper whisper...?. Now don’t forget you promised not to tell. ?

VIRGINITY!

but don't tell a soul, she wants it keeping a secret

U not heard Marydoll?

I SAID, GRANNYGRAVY LOST HER....

Trying hard to hear, up here in Scotland. Grannygravy's
lost what? Eh?

Secrets..... I'm ever so good at 'em Doodle. Do you have any to tell me? I won't tell a soul.

Right you are chewy I won’t tell a soul. Let me have a go with your megaphone when you’ve finished will you. I think there are some people in Scotland that didn’t hear you.

QUIET EVERYONE! *GRANNYGRAVY13 LOST HER VIRGINITY IN THE ARGY!

sshhh! don't tell anyone

Queer that GG ‘cos that’s what happened to all of us!?

Please ladies I was an innocent lost in the dark......knocked on the door of the Argy have since lost my mind, money and virginity!!!!!!!!!!

OH, as always Chewy, you have to steal my thunder, as I know to my cost!!!!! ?

No, Lemon, it was decuplets. The drink is addling your brain!

It was Grants not Bells, it's cheaper and can also be used as disinfectant!

No! Dont make us re live it lemon! It was a nightmare 10 days!

Mmmmn well, does Billy know about the babies Marydoll
The sextuplets? I know that it’s a wise child that knows it’s own father....but maybe it’s time they all met?You had such a hard time, giving birth in the cellar( in the old Highland manner, )with a bottle of Bells in one hand ( to swig for the pain) and a sporran to bite on when things got bad.All I shall say is that it’s a pity that Big Jim was still wearing the sporran..... I can still hear his screams in my mind!

Laughing, Soop at your ridiculous suggestion that Billy the Brewer is related to Santa. He is Santa, who was sacked after the Edinburgh fiasco! ? Don't act innocent.
Surely you recognised him, you saw more of him than I did.

Kor!!! Knockout! Kinda Kinky!

Just made this outfit from bin liners and a dustbin lid. Waddya think? Cool or what?

Heck! Too late again. Pipped at the post.

I shall get back to creating costumes for the staff from bits and bobs found at the recycling dump.

Engleburt whojammaflip on the juke box. Can't hear a word of his singing. Everyone in the bar is kikking up a rumpus. Why? The bar person hasn't been seen since she entered with cellar with some chap claiming to work for the brewery...I blame Marydoll. He claims to be a distant cousin of the infamous Santa with whom she dilly dillayed.

Great carillion. Can’t wait to make my outfit. Just have to recover from wheniwasyourage’s concoction that’s laid me out. .......mind you the paramedic is a bit tasty. ?

Flippin' 'eck Doodle you are totally right, I wasn't keeping up. I will try harder for at least ten minutes.
Can't wait until the Dog and Whistle gets it's planning permission. Found my hat-check girlie uniform now and sending you the tasteful red and black pointy bra projections nipple decor you wanted.

lemon, Can I book into the glam tent you got chewy to make from the black PVC recently acquired nicked from The Army and Navy Stores?

Emergency Emergency forget a vaccine for Covid 19 what Wheniwasyourage has concocted will kill of anything!!!!