The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Learning to dance from the experts ...there you go, I have indeed flung my self in and enjoying it ?- did I do that right

Kinks are now on the Juke box, more my era.

Let me in there cos I’m gonna do the Shake, oh found my eyelash stuck to my chin, maybe that’s why the fireman left so quickly.......

Jiving? Nope, where did the Fireman go then? I just turned around to flutter my eyelash at him and he had disappeared .......wellies, hose all gone. But there was a distinct aroma of Shalimar wafting around. Own up, who has got him? So long as he’s back here shortly it will go no further. Now where is my other eyelash?

Gerry and the Pacemakers on the jukebox. I feel like a rock n' roll. Any takers?

For goodness sake! Oopsadaisy He's certainly a fine specimen. I bags first nibbles at the bar.

Eeeh bah gum lemon are you having it off with a fishmonger? Where did all these eel’s and whelks and cockles come from? I thought this was going to be a more classy establishment than the Argy.

Fling yourself into it crazyH. All you have to do is start your post with the next letter of the alphabet and you will be fine.

Goodness knows we’re all too drunk to notice what is written so just go for it,

Hose. Don’t mention hose. soop will have him off you in 10 seconds Oops. You know what she’s like round a man in uniform ?

Drop whatever you are doing and come and see who has just arrived, complete with his brand new hose and welly boots, I’m first in the queue, quit shoving me people. I saw him first....

Come on crazyH give it a go, just start your post with the required letter of the alphabet.?

I love reading all these posts - what a sense of humour - unfortunately, I am not witty enough ?

Bar snacks de jour..... salted whelks, eel and mushroom quiche
( the very last of it) and tripe fingers a la mode.Yummy.

Apropos of nothing.....my barman seems to have done a runner.......MARYDOLL ! ?

Y oh Y don’t I get a mention, nobody likes Y’s?

Zorba the Greek waiting in the wings...

Xanadu on the juke box?

What’s happened in my brief absence? Who made this woeful
Mess?
I just slipped on some pomegranate seeds as well and laddered my fishnet stockings.Has it been busy or is it the regulars helping themselves to the vodka?
Well, whatever! Pour me a large one?

Vodka cocktails being shaken not stirred. I've mixed you a U'Luvka ...vodka based, mixed with Champagne, raspberries and pomegranate seeds. First come, first served. Better be seated as you sample it.

Unable to resist dancing to the Tremeloes chewy I loved their music. ??

Tremeloes on the juke box. Anyone got another 6d?

Stand in line grannyg I saw him first (well technically soop did but as she’s no here I’ll have a go). I’ll get some tunes going on the juke box. Who’s behind the bar? ????????

Righty Oh folks Lemons off who wants a paaarty!!!! (After all we still have the fireman) ??‍??

Queer.....the things that make Soop come over all unnecessary? I mean rubber piping, really?
Plenty of eel quiche left if anyone fancies a slice, put your money in the honesty box, am off on a secret assignation.

Pass me the smelling salts, Doodle, the very thought of that hose has made come over all unnecessary.

Oh well we all know about you and your appendages soop. Nod, nod, wink, wink......fireman’s hose indeed. ?

Nice one Lemon mines a G & T ........cheers

Matter of fact, the appendages you may happen across in this 'ere bar , have all been well scrutinised and have passed with flying colours. I says so...