The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

My spelling is about as bad as my rissoles! Discerning...was what I meant to type.

Looking for someone who is dicerning enough to share a warmed up rissole. Where are the chaps? Who is hogging them? Fair play, girls. Share and share alike.

Kindly overlook the fact that H was overlooked. We have all had a happy hour and somehow things went awry.

Just put plenty of ice in it please

Infused gin with palma violets, yummy

Gracious! No! They wouldn't have me. I was beyond "hippy". Other worldly more like.

Flowers you say soop? How very hippy of you! Did you go to Woodstock too?

Eck! That beehive was nowhere near as flamboyant as mine. I always wore a silk flower on the side. Classy...or what?

Doodle don't tell me you've been using soop's rissoles for nefarious purposes! I'm appalled that you could use such lovely, wholesome, healthy rissoles to bung up the juke box! Doodle! You devil! wait till I tell soop

Cor thanks chewy. The bubbles have gone right up my nose. What’s lemon doing now....oh someone has stuffed the juke box full of rissoles ? that’s why it’s playing all the songs slowly. Who could have done that ? ?

Babycham! ?

Aw, don't be a stress head Doodle! I'll buy you a drink. Here you go.....

Well what about me? ?

Y is chewy getting a drink on the house and not me lemon. (did you see my clever use of the y there chewy ?)

Zabaglione with a twist of lime, shaken and not stirred....... what do you mean it’s not a drink ?

Very well lemon, I'll have a Fine Old Jamaica Rum at 2/1 please. In fact, make that a double for 2/4. 12p for a double rum? Those were the days!

U staying around for a snifter Chewy ?
Here’s a cherry brandy on the house ?

Too late!

Probably lemon.

So sorry Soop, no offence intended.?

RIP mice!???

Queer happenings in the kitchen.......all of Soop’s rissoles have vanished! Do we have mice?

Percy Sledge on the juke box ( is that right? Did I just make up that name?)?

Oh I’m overcome with the fumes from the hair lacquer. Double strength, concrete mix. No a hair out of place. None of them would dare move ?

Nice and groovy there soop! Is this your beehive? ?

Motown wotsits on the juke box. Takes me back a bit. That's when my beehive was at it's most spectacular.

Love it, Chew My faggots are three pence each or...an old shilling for a dozen. Cheap at the half the price.