The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Lordy, I've been away with Freddie (the freebie guy) for a couple a weeks and you've all turned this bar into a diner! I'll have a double Brandy to get over the ?

Kinda interesting. A bit like my late Nana's "seed cake". I swear she used some of the budgie food. All sort of gritty. We could flog it over the bar...donations to the RSPB.

Just a minute soop while I scrape it up off the floor. The plate fell off while I was dancing on the bar. Here you go, just a few hairs......and bits in it ?

Inkspots on the jukebox. Shall we all sway along to their dulcet melodies? Doodle please pass me a fat wedge of that Fandango. I'm feeling peckish.

Hmm Fandango pies is that like the Queen of puddings lemon with a bit of lightening mousse on the side. Sounds good to me I’ll have that.

Greasy chips go well with Gin.

Food anyone? I have been cooking up a storm in the kitchen,
Fried whelk and tomato quiche
Fandango pies ( don’t ask!)
Fetta on fried bread
Fried egg n chips
Yummy eh?

Ever the foolhardy optimist, Doodle. Olga has Korky micro-chipped. Beware!

Double double for me please lemon. Er is Korky around? I thought if his girlfriend Olga was away he might be free to help me with some chores.....at home ?

Coming up! ???Enjoy !

Bountiful, beautiful, bar person, Lemon. Let's not mess around. Make mine a treble and I shall sort through my cupboard for some in-date crisps.

Am pouring double gins as it’s happy hour, where are you all?

Xtra sexy tops are waiting in a neatly ironed pile on the bar, for those who need them.?

?????!!!! oops

Zebra stripes for me. Head to toe. No cleavage. I'm a laydee, don't you know.

You hussy carillion. I was going to borrow lemon’s backless-frontless top. Now I’ll have to find something else to go with my jive skirt. soop you’re a fashionable lady, what will you be wearing?

Wot!!!! No starched linen napkin? Carillion tut, sigh,

Very true soop, dead right about me being a sophisto, why, just this lunchtime, I ate my Greggs pie with decorum 'cos i didn't have a knife and fork... ?

Unbelievable, Carillion...I thought that you had sophisticated taste.

Tempting lemon but no thanks I'm in training for the jive-a- thon g. Will you let me borrow your backless-frontless, skinny sweater, the fluorescent pink one you were wearing last time the bar was raided?? Pleeeeeease

sausage roll anyone? I bought a job lot from a passing Greggs salesman [only slightly past their sell by date....like a lot of us.]

Rarely have I seen muscles where she has them...made my eyes water.

Quite soop. Now that I think about it I do feel Korky would be better off with Olga. Phew she’s a size ?

Perhaps you should retire to a quiet part of the bar to talk matters through amicably. She's a big, beefy, bossy, bosomy bird.

Olga, the shot putter, says otherwise, Doodle