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The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

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lemongrove Sat 04-Jan-20 19:10:25

Just opened a small but gleaming new bar in the best part of town, The Alphabet, 1950’s themed bar all polished chrome and plastic, with a juke box and frothy coffee machine.
Drop in when out shopping for a chat and a snifter.?
The bar only has a few house rules, no pj’s to be worn, keep to an alphabetical order and be inventive.Free drinks for the surreal and humorous contributions.?

soop Sun 19-Apr-20 12:37:09

No way, Cherry, here am I thinking that you are a proper lady...unlike some I cannot mention for fear of the consequences.

CherryCezzy Sun 19-Apr-20 12:06:25

Mind how you go soop, it's not easy walking cross legged! I should know, many times I have come from a club on a night out and needed to walk like that, think you can guess why ? ?.

soop Sun 19-Apr-20 11:57:19

Livid! Is what I am. My sequinned leotard bought at the Pound Shop is ripped beyond repair. As for my limbs...they will never be the same again. I swear that the right leg has moved to where the left leg should be. Not a pretty sight.

CherryCezzy Sat 18-Apr-20 23:22:34

Keep walking, keep walking, don't look back. soop' is untangled from her position but I think she is very angry with us... we've totally ruined her favourite leotard.

lemongrove Sat 18-Apr-20 23:02:09

Just......walk away slowly and whistle....it looks bad?

Doodle Sat 18-Apr-20 22:50:38

I could try pulling one leg if you can grab the other lemon and if cherry and chewy pull on soop’s arms perhaps we can untangle her. All together now .......PULL.....?. Oh!

lemongrove Sat 18-Apr-20 22:46:26

Having a grip ( on which bit?) won’t help poor old Soop to get untangled.?

CraftyGranny Sat 18-Apr-20 22:44:00

Get a grip will you

lemongrove Sat 18-Apr-20 22:36:06

For heavens sake Soop..now look what’s happened, you’ve turned into an Afghan hound ( see above pic.)?Or at least your head has.

Doodle Sat 18-Apr-20 20:36:14

Ever inventing new poses soop . I’m surprised McSporran allows you to get into such scrapes. As my mum used to say, if the wind changes you’ll be stuck like that ?

soop Sat 18-Apr-20 16:56:38

Darn it, Cherry that should be attitude.

soop Sat 18-Apr-20 16:55:42

Course I can. I'm a bendy stretchy gal with lots of atitude.

CherryCezzy Sat 18-Apr-20 14:08:38

Bet soop won't do that again. Surely she wouldn't, would she? Would you *soop? Anyway I'm taking bets so if anyone fancies a flutter ..

Chewbacca Sat 18-Apr-20 13:44:51

Again? Don't know what it is with soop and her extremities but they seem to need constant unravelling. How on earth did this happen?

Doodle Sat 18-Apr-20 13:26:37

Zips in soops leotard have got caught in one another. She’s stuck. Help her out someone ?

Doodle Sat 18-Apr-20 13:25:07

Xplosion coming ( you missed it chewy) ?

Chewbacca Sat 18-Apr-20 12:15:36

Yes CherryCezzy, tell us about it! Don't want to go into too many details but the last time soop had one of her explosions, she blew out every window in the bar! shock

CherryCezzy Sat 18-Apr-20 11:46:08

Wtf is she doing there Chewy? Okay when you're 6 years old but she's risking one heck of a fart there!

CherryCezzy Sat 18-Apr-20 11:42:14

Very good apt choice of song lemon ?
Ooh soop, that is one heck of a contortion, are you sure you haven't broken your leg?!

Chewbacca Sat 18-Apr-20 11:37:45

Very unwise soop. Have you forgotten how long it took us to untangle your limbs that time you decided to take up Hatha Yoga?

soop Sat 18-Apr-20 11:29:37

Unbelievable! That's what I am. A contortionist extraordinaire. Now where did I put my right leg? It appears to have diappeared up the pole. Good job I decided to wear my extra stretchy leotard.

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 23:36:02

Triffic show soop. Are you sure it’s safe to put your legs in that position ?

lemongrove Fri 17-Apr-20 23:27:16

So stupendous Carillion....your use of the letter G am truly stunned.
Sorry to hear about your loss CherryC ....but he was no gentleman, I can tell you, he loves ‘em and leaves ‘em. We have all moved on from him to Soop’s fireman.??

lemongrove Fri 17-Apr-20 23:22:48

Rushed off me feet here tonight, a rousing rabble rarin’ to go they are.
Reason? Soop is performing in cabaret here ......revolving and contorting sort of dance ( hard to describe) whilst Doodle and Chewy play (the word is used loosely) the bongos and recorder.??

lemongrove Fri 17-Apr-20 23:15:18

Que sera, sera?
Whatever will be, will be......

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