The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Oh! Ok soop although I think they might be some you cooked. I’ll just scrape the fluff off them and see. Oh yes look, charred edges, they must be yours left over from Christmas ?

No thanks to one of those sausage rolls, Doodle. A lady like moi has standards.

Look here, it wasn’t my idea. It’s all lemon’s fault. Don’t worry I’ve covered up now you can all uncover your eyes.

Mind you just as well I did undress, I’d forgotten where I’d hidden the sausage rolls!! ?

kaftan back on now please Doodle...and as Cat says in the Red Dwarf AA ad on tv 'don't just stand there looking ugly....make me a coffee!'

just wanted to check that Doodle didn't have any purloined
sardine rolls hidden in her 'creases' ( she makes off with so many goods that way!)

Ive seen far worse, *Chewbacca. I believe it was my image I spotted in the bathroom mirror.

Heaven help us! PLEASE, in the name of all that's holy, put your clothes back on Doodle.. oh my eyes

Good gracious, that was lemon who told me I had to take my clothes off ?

Flippin'ec lemon it's all gone!! Who drank all the daiquiri? I always arrive too late ... and who told Doodle strip poker was dominoes??

Everyone gets a daiquiri? Count me in lemon. Make mine a double then you can teach me how to play ?

Does anyone fancy a game of dominoes? Disappointingly few
Customers today so daiquiris all round??

Could fit a football team in those soop. ?

Baggy bloomers become me. The thong thingy discarded.

A tartan thong could do you mischief whether you bend down or not. One could say don’t get your knickers in a twist ?

Zippety do dah! Tartan thong could do me a mischief when I bend. So, to be on the safe side, I'm remaining upright.

Xrated comment for Marydoll for eating my egg ?.
chewy you haven’t even been in class all week so you have no room to talk.
soop you are in deed our pin up girl. Those tartan undies are all the fashion now ?

Well perhaps limegrove needs to move along sharpish lemon, that copper over there has been over to tell her that her 1 hour of outdoor excercise was over 23 hours ago.

Very droll, lemongrove, for a wee moment you had me believing the bit about being glam. As for used tenners, I have looked high and low and can't find a single one. Expect that means that you'll withdraw your kind comments. Am I bovvered? Sniff!

U Soop .....never! You are the glam pin up of the Alphabet Bar ( send me the cash later, in used tenners.)

Ta dah! Of course Chewy, I should have realised, it’s my dear twin sister Limegrove?....she’s really let herself go! Poor old thing ( I will hide behind the bar or she will expect free drinks all day.)?

So...Soop is a queer looking old dear! No respect!

Rather thought it was you lemon! Do you have a twin sister by any chance? Could be your double!

Queer looking old dear, walking up and down outside the bar,
Anyone know who it is?

Open all hours....that’s us, so come in and get your free Easter Egg ( when you buy a double G&T) ?

Pat Boone on the juke box?

No longer my favourite pupil, Doodle!!!?

By the way, Hazbeen bought you a luxury Easter Egg. I mistakenly ate it, but I have to say, it was absolutely delicious!?