EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

Wipe down all your purchases in the usual way
These new measures have come into play

All of it has become the new normal

And pay with plastic, not with cash
And when you get home, your hands you must wash.

Wipe down all your purchases in the usual way

Make sure you keep going the right way round
Just keep going till everything’s found

And pay with plastic, not with cash

And if you go down to the shops today
you'll definitely find new rules to play

Make sure you keep going the right way round

Too many teddies can cause a rumpus
When in the woods, hope they have a compass,

And if you go down to the shops today

Teddy bears love picnics, as you all know,
Though they tend to invite all their friends to the show.

Too many teddies can cause a rumpus

To make sure I’m good and ready
I'll pack a picnic and take my Teddy,

Teddy bears love picnics, as you all know,

It’ll be so exciting I won’t know where to start
But I’ll get up at sparrowfart

To make sure I’m good and ready

If only the skies could stay so clear
and we can begin travelling far and near

It'll be so exciting we won't know where to start

It's been a bad time and quite depressing
But the weather (in general) has been a blessing

If only the skies could stay so clear

Covid centres will close as the fatalities fall
I hope nothing changes to cause that to stall

It's been a bad time and quite depressing

My head says stay but my heart says go
Slowly but surely our confidence will grow

Covid centres will close as the fatalities fall

As soon as the airlines are up and away
I've got the decision to go or to stay.

My head says stay but my heart says go

A villa in the south of Spain would be nice
With no end of delicious cocktails on ice

As soon as the airlines are up and away

The pubs are still closed, the tea shops too
My homemade lemonade will just have to do

Pity I’ve no one to share it with

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I like my feet to be on terra firma
It comes from growing up in Burma

A villa in the south of Spain would be nice

Tired of the garden could do with adventure
But right now I’m in need of a good thirst quencher

The pubs are still closed, the tea shops too

tired ...not tried

I like my feet to be on terra firma
Won't go to the moon but could travel to Burma.

tried of the garden could do with adventure

I’ve no head for heights so I’d rather stay here
Than soar out of the earth’s atmosphere

I like my feet to be on terra firma

I just hope a vaccine is found very soon
Before I have to go and live on the moon.

I've no head for heights so I'd rather stay here

If you don’t want COVID to have a second run,
Stick by the rules - you can still have fun

I just hope a vaccine is found very soon

It's just I'm excited about Boris's 'bubble'
To choose my companion will cause me trouble

Daughter, neighbour, niece or pal

It’s just I’m excited about Boris’ ‘bubble
Ignore any guidelines and England’s in trouble.

If you don’t want COVID to have a second run,