EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

The one I'll wear to celebrate
when I'm finally allowed past the garden gate

I'll change my old trainers for some designer shoes

I'll change my old trainers for some designer shoes
Get out the brochures, and book a nice cruise

I long to go to fabulous places

I long to go to fabulous places
Where all's different, culture and faces.

The variety of God's creation always astounds me

The variety of God’s creation always astounds me
And the wonderful scenery that surrounds me

Aren’t we lucky to enjoy such beauty

Aren’t we lucky to enjoy such beauty
We take it for granted, it's Nature's duty.

Does anyone else feel as lethargic as me ?

Does anyone else feel as lethargic as me?
Yes ...just want to sit by the ocean and look out to sea

Dreaming of sun and holidays in times gone by

Dreaming of sun and holidays in times gone by
Its a feeling so good as apple pie

Ive sorted my summer clothes already

Ive sorted my summer clothes already
My DH said "Woman, go steady"

But what's life if we can't have hope

But what's life if we can't have hope
Without hope I'd just sit and mope

There must be life beyond this lockdown

There must be life beyond this lockdown
I just want a little outing into town

A visit to a cafe to buy a big cream cake

A visit to a cafe to buy a big cream cake
To go with a luscious strawberry milkshake

Then it’ll be a visit to Weight Watchers

Then it’ll be a visit to Weight Watchers
So I can tighten my belt a few notch-ers*
( *I know, I know, it’s not a real word)

Actually, I’m a member of Slimming World

Actually, I’m a member of Slimming World
To be a member, you'll have to be rich or bold.

Try as I may, I can't resist those goodies

Try as I may, I can't resist those goodies
I end up having to hide under great big hoodies

But this is the year it'll all come good

But this is the year it will all come good
My efforts will pay off as they should

I’ll be looking all lean and slender

I’ll be looking all lean and slender
And so elegant in my new dress splendour

Which I'll wear with stilleto heels

Which I'll wear with stiletto heels
when I go out to dine on elegant meals

I'll pretend I'm an expert on very fine wines

I'll pretend I'm an expert on very fine wines
As I sit ready to dine

It's been a good evening out

It's been a good evening out
My daughter didn't have a single pout.

We played Trivia online, while 8 feet apart

We played Trivia online while 8 feet apart
Luckily, because someone let out a fart

I think it was my friend because she blushed

I think it was my friend because she blushed
We all suddenly became very hushed

I didn't win anyway, as I'm a dimwit

I didn't win anyway, as I'm a dimwit
But my jokes raise a laugh which is always a hit

I'm thinking of learning some magic tricks

I'm thinking of learning some magic tricks
at kids' birthday parties I'd get lots of ticks

But for now I'd have to perform them on line

But for now I'd have to perform them on line
And I can do that easily just fine

For now I am going out to the shops

For now I’m going out to the shops
Soon I’ll be pulling out all the stops

When the lockdown is relaxed