EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

You can definitely trot and even have a canter
But no shops so bring your own Fanta

And crisps, cheese and onion are my favourite

It'll be great along the bridleways today
Not many people out getting in your way

You can definitely trot and even have a canter

I think I’ll go without the milk and have my coffee black
Then I'll saddle my horse and go for a local hack.

It'll be great along the bridleways today

But my neighbour Mrs Bucket looks down her nose at me
She has a seven-bedroomed house while mine has only three

I think I’ll go without the milk and have my coffee black

I'll have some with cake in the garden tomorrow
Have I got milk? No!! I'll have to go next door to borrow.

But my neighbour Mrs Bucket looks down her nose at me

If I run out of that I really would scream
To stop my tea would really be mean

I'll have some with cake in the garden tomorrow

But there's no-one here to listen to me
Oh well, I'll just make another cup of tea

If I run out of that I really would scream

Solo dancing’s no fun and of reading I’m bored
"I'm slowly going mad in here" I roared

But there's no-one here to listen to me

I wish I could find an interesting hobby
Now I can’t cook for our local bobby

Solo dancing’s no fun and of reading I’m bored

It's a good plan for a happier time
Dreaming of going out is definitely not a crime

We can also dream of holidays in the sun

It's good, plan for a happier time
When this won't be a topic for a rhyme.

I wish I could find an interesting hobby

Spending to the limit in a mad shopping spree
I get a pair of new shoes or maybe three

It's good plan for a happier time

Worldwide celebrations will be fantastic
I for one will be hammering the plastic

Spending to the limit in a mad shopping spree

I abide by the rules for the sake of us all
When this is over we'll have us a ball.

Worldwide celebrations will be fantastic

We love you, appreciate you and admire all you do
Why some people are stupid I haven’t a clue

I abide by the rules for the sake of us all

So fill your days with lots of laughter
and give a cheer for every nhs grafter

We love you, appreciate you and admire all you do

Don't want to be flippant, just needed a rhyme
Being flippant right now isn't really a crime

So fill your days with lots of laughter

Let's go out tonight and clap for our heroes
Before eating a big bag of tasty cheerios

Don't want to be flippant, just needed a rhyme

In these times so soul destroying
People ignoring lock down is so annoying.

Let's go out tonight and clap for our heroes

I stayed up tonight to see the pink moon
It brings good luck - what a boon

In these times so soul destroying

But during the present crisis I'll have to alter my stance
I'll stay at home, by myself I will dance.

I stayed up tonight to see the pink moon

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Dont care if I’m named & shamed
I’m a shrew that can’t be tamed

But now I’m old I’m slowing down

Live and let live, that's what I say
Gather ye roses while you may

But during the present crisis I'll have to alter my stance

Dont care if I’m named & shamed
For all the wrong, I'll be blamed.

Live and let live, that's what I say