EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

He doesn’t know why it’s called ‘dogging’!
He thinks we're too old for snogging?

I've got a new lockdown friend, it's called 'food'

I've got a lockdown friend, its called 'food'

I've got a lockdown friend, its called 'food'
I greedily grab it, whatever my mood!

Perhaps after Corona I'll go on a diet

Perhaps after Corona I'll go on a diet
Which one Henetha,? Peehaps I'll try it.

I hardly look at the mirror these days

I hardly look at the mirror these days
And my hair’s going through the most terrible phase

I daren’t cut it and risk a real mess

I daren’t cut it and risk a real mess
But much longer ‘twill look like a dress

Shall I risk it? I ask

Shall I risk it? I ask
Or give husband the task?

On second thoughts I’d better not

On second thoughts I’d better not
I'll be happy with the style I've got.

Soon, we'll all be looking like cavemen

Soon we’ll all be looking like cavemen
But they were never timid or craven

There’s something sexy about such masculinity

There's something sexy about such masculinity
No doubt coupled with endless virility

Just as well I'm too old to be fertile

Just as well I'm too old to be fertile
but for him I'm willing to go the second mile

When the lock down's over I'll even get a make over

When the lock down's over I'll even get a make over
I’m told there’s a good place on the outskirts of Dover

When that’s done I’ll have a great meal somewhere nice

When that’s done I’ll have a great meal somewhere nice
Maybe I'll fly to China for a bowl of fried rice.

While I'm there, I'll take a hike to the Great Wall

While I'm there, I'll take a hike to the Great Wall
Using my skiing poles, don't want to fall.

Afterwards I'll fly to Tiananmen Square

Afterwards I’ll fly to Tiannemen Square
I’ll use my Avios to cover the fare

I’d also walk the Great Wall of China

I'd also walk the Great Wall of China
If I have any worries - they'll only be minor

But I'd be happy to visit beautiful Devon

But I'd be happy to visit beautiful Devon
A few days there would be absolute heaven

How long will it be before we are all set free?

How long will it be before we are all set free?
As long as it takes, I guess, we’ll just have to see

The tidy-the-drawers game has waned quite a bit

The tidy-the-drawers game has waned quite a bit
It’s gotten to the stage where I don’t give a ....

I’ve had a bellyful of this Corona Virus

I’ve had a bellyful of this Corona Virus
I'm writing a poem about it on genuine papyrus

Failing that, I'll use a modern P.C.

Failing that, I'll use a modern PC
As doing joined up writing’s not easy for me

I’m also pretty bad at spelling nowadays.

pretty soon it''ll be mow and mow .i think i get a spotty cow

I'm also pretty bad at spelling nowadays
Predictive text helps in some ways

I don't think it's too late to improve my education

I don't think it's too late to improve my education
Oh wow the elation

I think I'll read more

I think I'll read more
Especially whilst on the seashore

With the sounds of the surf and distant chatter