EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

Homes will be cleaner than ever before
Charity shops will receive bags galore.

My kitchen is gleaming, so are my glasses

We have to do what government dictates
Well, certainly until the crisis abates

Homes will be cleaner than ever before

At present straitlaced is our only choice
It certainly seems we have last our voice

We have to do what government dictates

No. We are a bunch of strait laced grandmas
Not so sure about the grandpas

At present strait laced is our only choice

This time next year our stories will be doozies.
By the way, amongst us are there any floozies?

No. We are a bunch of strait laced grandmas

I'm trying to look on the bright side
Would be easier if I could go for a long car ride.


This time next year our stories will be doozies.

By the end , I'll either be fit or fat,
Or possibly dead, how about that!

But I'm trying to look on the bright side

I’ve got my online pilates class to do
And then I'll try my hand at Kung foo.

By the end , I'll either be fit or fat

We've plenty of time indoors to be quite inventive
With time on our side we don’t lack incentive

I’ve got my online pilates class to do

That rhyming couplet was a real struggle
But no need for us to get in a muddle

We've plenty of time indoors to be quite inventive

Constant hand washing is the recurrent message
what diseases negligence will presage?

That rhyming couplet was a real struggle!

Our local Co-op is empty too
Hope you have enough rolls, when you use the loo

Constant hand washing is the recurrent message

Our local Co-op is empty too
Hope you have enough rolls, when you use the loo

Waitrose, Asda, Tesco, Lidl or Aldi
No point going there, shelves are empty

Our local Co-op is empty too

Waitrose, Asda, Tesco, Lidl or Aldi
No point going there, shelves are empty

If they’re good enough for undies, they’ll be ok for hands
You can even use supermarket own brands

Waitrose, Asda, Tesco, Lidl or Aldi

With hand sanitizer as precious as gold
What's wrong with using Persil or Bold.

If they're good enough for undies, they'll be ok for hands

With hand sanitizer as precious as gold
Shelves are empty - everyone sold

I'm reading and painting and learning new crafts

Around the shops looking for a bargain
On toilet rolls they're raising their profit margin

With hand sanitizer as precious as gold

Can’t go to the pub so drink at home
Not allowed out to wander and roam

Around the shops looking for a bargain

Lots of drinks and vitamin C
And lots of gin and tonic for me

Can't go to the pub so drink at home

I'll send up smoke signals if I'm ill
We can't do without a paracetamol pill

Lots of drinks and vitamin C

I’m not very good with ‘puters
I'd rather go riding on scooters.

I'll send up smoke signals if I'm ill

I wonder where she is now?
Try Facebook - my son will know how

I’m not very good with ‘puters

Perhaps I should find a pen pal
Many years ago I had one called Sal

I wonder where she is now?