EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

I wonder if we've changed too much?
I'll make a real effort to get in touch.

The internet seems the place to start

Wonderful friends from way back when
I’d love to meet them all again

I wonder if we’ve changed too much?

It's been years since I kicked over the traces
Remembering those special places

Wonderful friends from way back when

But they will give me energy and pizzazz
So that I can go jiving and dancing to jazz

It’s been years since I kicked over the traces

If I'm going to hoard it will be on cake and goodies
Not exactly the choice of professional foodies.

But they will give me energy and pizzazz

Some even sell on ebay at black market prices
Better to spend the money on chocolate and spices

If I'm going to hoard it will be on cake and goodies

a food bank will welcome donations
Ring the changes with food and loo roll rotations

Some even sell on ebay at black market prices

Perhaps I could use them to catch the drips
Or give them to those with hardships

A food bank will welcome donations

Or maybe you them for some other purpose?
Pray tell us, because I have some surplus.

Perhaps I could use them to catch the drips

What’s the panic with buying loo rolls? ?
Expecting a deluge of "runs" and colds ?

Or maybe you use them for some other purpose?

What’s the panic with buying loo rolls? ?
Expecting a deluge of "runs" and colds ?

We've been through worse than this before
Though I was small, I remember the war

What’s the panic with buying loo rolls? ?

You just can’t beat being prepared
So stock up, but then plod on and don't be scared.

We've been through worse than this before

Just avoid Italy when you go on your travels
Like every good plan until it unravels

You just can’t beat being prepared

We've still got plenty of good times ahead
The future I definitely do not dread.

Just avoid Italy when you go on your travels

Let’s think of happier things like Easter Bunnies
And “rocking it” in designer sunnies

We’ve still got plenty of good times ahead

Shall I panic and buy huge supplies?
Only if you think the media lies

Let's think of happier things like Easter bunnies

Washing hands and anti-bac gel
And stay indoors if you don't feel well.

Shall I panic and buy huge supplies?

No need for panic yet or staying in
Just put used tissues in the bin

Washing hands and anti-bac gel

And remember that worrying never helps
We must just try to look after ourselves

No need for panic yet or staying in

I try to smile but I’m finding it hard
Just paddle your own canoe in your own back yard.

And remember that worrying never helps

I hope the day will bring some sun
With all this gloom I’d like some fun

I try to smile but I’m finding it hard

Already looking forward to the hottest shower
And then get dressed to drive to the Gower

I hope the day will bring some sun

Not sure I’d like all the mud you go through
Just plough on like the rest of the crew

Already looking forward to the hottest shower

I cover up for exercise now so I don't frighten the horses
If I wear combats I could try one of the army assort courses

Not sure I'd like all the mud you go through