EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

Dragons and witches are the myths and the legends.
But in real life it's more pints of beer and fag ends!

No harm in dreaming though, so I'm off to the Palace

I might take her some homemade Bara Brith
I'm sure somewhere there's a Bara Brith.... Myth!!!

Dragons and witches are the myths and the legends.

But if I’ve a choice I’ll have tea with the Queen
A more sumptuous spread you’ll never have seen

I might take her some homemade Bara Brith

I'll feast on their lobster and drink their champagne
And tried to act as if I'm just the same

But if I've a choice I'll have tea with the queen

And maybe I'd visit bothe Harry and Megan
I'll dress rather smartly, so they don't think I'm begging.

I'll feast on their lobster and drink their champagne.

The people are friendly and would welcome me in
I could drink Canada Dry in a big glass of gin

And maybe I’d visit both Harry and Megan

I'd fly to BC. It's a great wee place
Life is lived at a different pace

The people are friendly and would welcome me in

Just living the high life and having some fun
If I ever get banged up I’d go on the run

I’d never get caught ‘cos I’m ever so sprightly
And jog round the block three times nightly

I’d fly to BC. It’s a great wee place

Just living the high life and having some fun
If I ever get banged up I’d go on the run

I’d never get caught ‘cos I’m ever so sprightly

Nothing illegal though, don't want time in jail
All locked up and sewing bags for the mail

Just living the high life and having some fun

No need to be boring at our time of life
So lets have fun, cause some trouble and strife.

Nothing illegal though, don't want time in jail

They will notice me if I wear my purple hat
with a big red coat which doesn't match

No need to be boring at our time of life

I'd like to be famous, or at least rich
I'd like to stand-out, but know I'm a titch

They will notice me if I wear my purple hat

Now I may be interviewed for TV
I hope it involves a big fat fee.

I'd like to be famous, or at least rich

Finally got to the pet rescue centre
There I saw a TV presenter

Now I may be interviewed for TV

The branch of a tree. blocked my path
Hat kept blowing off, which got my wrath

Finally got to the pet rescue centre

Next line

The branch of a tree. blocked my path

Inside is the safest place today with this horrible storm
This is unusual, this is not the norm

But wait what am I thinking, what's happened to travelling?
It's blowing a gale, so how to get there is baffling.

Inside is the safest place today with this horrible storm

If I go to the rescue centre that will help me decide
I'll bring back a pet in my home to reside

But wait what am I thinking, what's happened to travelling?

They're protective and fun and great for long walks
Or may be a parrot if I find one that talks

If I go to the rescue centre that will help me decide

A cat will be better, they're cheaper to keep
Or a dog would give cuddles and not eat much meat

They're protective and fun and great for long walks

A cat will be better, they're cheaper to keep

Sorry, got sidetracked ?

Knock knock !
Another line please Crazy.