Limericks 14

I wait with bated breath, for freedom
To choose my own camembert and Exam
Cheese is my passion
And will not ration

I wait with bated breath, for freedom
To choose my own camembert and Exam
Cheese is my passion

I wait with bated breath, for freedom
To choose my own camembert and Edam

Key workers deserve all our praise
To all of them my glass I do raise
My village shops - Yay!
Hats off too if I may
Delivery drivers, they are ace....

I wait with bated breath, for freedom

Key workers deserve all our praise
To all of them my glass I do raise
My village shops - Yay!
Hats off too if I may

Key workers deserve all our praise
To all of them my glass I do raise
My village shops - Yay!

Key workers deserve all our praise
To all of them my glass I do raise

It's the fine weather here that's kept me sane,
Not here so my thoughts are profane ?
A north/south divide??
Of that you can't hide
When it’s chilly it drives me insane.

Key workers deserve all our praise

It's the fine weather here that's kept me sane,
Not here so my thoughts are profane ?
A north/south divide??
Of that you can't hide

It's the fine weather here that's kept me sane,
Not here so my thoughts are profane ?
A north/south divide??

It's the fine weather here that's kept me sane,
Not here so my thoughts are profane ?

My pixie hairstyle has lost all its shape,
Less like a pixie, more like an ape
I’m sorry to whinge
Complaints unhinged
But my hair’s growing all down my nape

It’s the fine weather here that’s kept me sane

My pixie hairstyle has lost all its shape,
Less like a pixie, more like an ape
I’m sorry to whinge
Complaints unhinged

My pixie hairstyle has lost all its shape,
Less like a pixie, more like an ape
I’m sorry to whinge

Oh dear - sorry!!

Let’s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest
We’d sit in the sun

My pixie hairstyle has lost all its shape,
Less like a pixie, more like an ape

The sun has cheered the lockdown gang
No sunshine here, dash and dang
'Tis hot down south
But here in Yarmouth
The thunder and lightning went bang.

My pixie hairstyle has lost all its shape

The sun has cheered the lockdown gang
No sunshine here, dash and dang! ?
'Tis hot down south
But here in Yarmouth

The sun has cheered the lockdown gang
No sunshine here, dash and dang! ?
'Tis hot down south

The sun has cheered the lockdown gang
No sunshine here, dash and dang! ?

Red cabbage we'll have on the side
Not much, that's one thing I can't abide
You are really not Scousers
With tea down your trousers
And songs like 'ticket to ride'

The sun has cheered the lockdown gang

Red cabbage we'll have on the side
Not much that's one thing I can't abide
You are really not Scousers
With tea down your trousers

Red cabbage we'll have on the side
Not much that's one thing I can't abide
You are really not Scousers

sorry Crazy, I dithered too long...we’ll use yours

Red cabbage we'll have on the side,
Not much, that's one thing I can't abide