You're all invited round to my house To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse. I'll bring a hoe To those weeds such a foe I'm boiling a huge pan of scouse!
You're all invited round to my house To help you no doubt, weedkiller to douse, I'll bring a how To those weeds such a for I'm boiling a huge pan of scouse!
I'm fighting a battle with weeds, Before they start shedding their seeds I've bought a flame thrower Put guns on the mower I'm ready for dastardly deeds!
I'll cheer myself up with a pretty pink rose A scented one which brings delight to my nose Antihistamine at the ready Holding my hand steady I'll water it well with the hose.
Mother dear, will you lend me some cash? I need some cream for this awful rash, Not sure how I caught it Antibiotics might sort it, But hurry I really must dash