A man and his wife went to bed She was quite 'ready', he had a "bad head" Hey! That's my excuse! And a regular I use! So she read a good novel instead.
A curious young man from Quebec Fell off a cliff and yelled, 'What the heck!' As he rolled down the slope Still clutching his 'scope Inevitably he broke his neck!
Saw a cute little hedgehog on my walk today Though in daytime they usually hide away His outlook is good He likes Xmas pud So will sleep until Christmas Day