My secret you will never guess Well OK it concerns my sister Bess She's got this new mana And I can't say I'm a fan He looks like the monster from Loch Ness.
So today I will drink pints of water Of health it seems it’s a supporter But can I add gin? “You can”..with a grin But I certainly won’t tell my daughter
My genes are too northern to stand so much heat, I start out so tidy, hair straightened and neat By lunchtime I’m frizzy My head's in a tizzy Not helped by the gin I drink neat.
Weather man said cooler today but it's not, Sunglasses on - it's really quite hot By 'eck it's so sticky I'll be pulling a sicky Rain for a week forecast. That's your lot!