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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

Juliet27 Thu 30-Apr-20 07:54:46

One merry morning in May
My favourite aunt came to stay
She wore a red hat
With a purple cravat

lizzypopbottle Thu 30-Apr-20 00:22:18

One merry morning in May
My favourite aunt came to stay
She wore a red hat

callgirl1 Wed 29-Apr-20 23:56:48

One merry morning in May
My favourite aunt came to stay,

Elrel Wed 29-Apr-20 23:34:18

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle
I so need a hug
And a snog on the rug,
With a glass of wine to befuddle!

One merry morning in May

crazyH Wed 29-Apr-20 22:30:37

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle
I so need a hug
And a snog on the rug

Juliet27 Wed 29-Apr-20 22:13:47

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle
I so need a hug

lizzypopbottle Wed 29-Apr-20 21:56:10

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle

crazyH Wed 29-Apr-20 21:42:39

On second thoughts I'm better alone,
I'll conduct my affairs by phone,
I needn't dress up
I can cuddle my pup
And when he's naughty, give him a bone

I long for someone to give me a cuddle

lizzypopbottle Wed 29-Apr-20 17:14:13

On second thoughts I'm better alone,
I'll conduct my affairs by phone,
I needn't dress up
I can cuddle my pup

Juliet27 Wed 29-Apr-20 16:11:43

On second thoughts I'm better alone
I'll conduct my affairs by phone
I needn’t dress up

lizzypopbottle Wed 29-Apr-20 15:46:06

On second thoughts I'm better alone
I'll conduct my affairs by phone

henetha Wed 29-Apr-20 12:22:46

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part
Respect for the other
And no bother
And please find me one who doesn't fart.

On second thoughts, I'm better alone

Grany Wed 29-Apr-20 12:10:30

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part
Respect for the other
And no bother

Jangran99 Wed 29-Apr-20 08:51:01

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part
Respect for the other

Juliet27 Wed 29-Apr-20 06:40:05

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part

Jangran99 Wed 29-Apr-20 00:21:43

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can
The one I've got
Is not that hot
Getting rid of him is my master plan.

When this is over I’ll make a new start

Juliet27 Tue 28-Apr-20 19:17:51

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can
The one I've got
Is not that hot

Jangran99 Tue 28-Apr-20 15:21:39

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can
The one I've got

Juliet27 Tue 28-Apr-20 15:01:15

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can

crazyH Tue 28-Apr-20 12:50:10

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining
I will read a book
And maybe I'll cook
And get DH to do some training

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man

Juliet27 Tue 28-Apr-20 12:07:18

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining
I will read a book
And maybe I'll cook

Grany Tue 28-Apr-20 11:55:35

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining
I will read a book

lizzypopbottle Tue 28-Apr-20 11:28:32

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining

henetha Tue 28-Apr-20 10:56:03

Just had my patio power washed
Meanwhile I got happily sloshed
So that noise was yours
Yes, it's fun slamming doors
I love a bit of bish-bash-boshed!

It's quieter today as it's raining

lizzypopbottle Tue 28-Apr-20 10:35:19

Just had my patio power washed
Meanwhile I got happily sloshed
So that noise was yours
Yes, it's fun slamming doors

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