By the way, if you're not sure about the form and rhythm of traditional limericks, just Google it. Some of them are hilarious, some are rude and we all need a laugh!
How everything's grown after all that rain I'll sing you my version of this refrain Caterpillar on my lip Giving me jip, Grooming is the last thing on my brain.
He hoped to parade in his mankini, Why did I think of the word weenie? Perhaps in your mind Imagination ran wild And you quick stepped to Henry Mancini!
What a beautiful Spring this has been Despite fears of an enemy unseen Sunshine lifts our spirits And nature knows no limits Covering the land in shades of green
He hoped to parade in his mankini Why did I think of the word weenie? Perhaps in your mind Imagination ran wild I think I’ll settle down with a martini