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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

Jangran99 Sat 21-Mar-20 09:06:45

But she just couldn't contain her ire
She stomped up to the office, on fire
"If I pay my fee,
I’m entitled to tea,
Or the consequences will be dire "

A winsome young lass from Aberdour

Juliet27 Sat 21-Mar-20 07:40:13

But she just couldn't contain her ire
She stomped up to the office, on fire
"" If I pay my fee,“
I’m entitled to tea

Jangran99 Sat 21-Mar-20 00:38:45

But she just couldn't contain her ire
She stomped up to the office, on fire
"" If I pay my fee,

crazyH Sat 21-Mar-20 00:18:41

But she just couldn't contain her ire
She stomped up to the office, on fire

Jangran99 Sat 21-Mar-20 00:15:15

A teaching assistant from Crewe
Was so thirsty she needed a brew,
"No teabags!" she cried
"---"Swear words, I'll hide
As she angrily drank coffee in lieu

But she just couldn't contain her ire

crazyH Fri 20-Mar-20 12:32:14

A teaching assistant from Crewe
Was so thirsty she needed a brew,
"No teabags!" she cried
"---"Swear words, I'll hide

henetha Fri 20-Mar-20 11:10:02

A teaching assistant from Crewe
Was so thirsty she needed a brew,
"No teabags!" she cried

crazyH Fri 20-Mar-20 08:43:59

A teaching assistant from Crewe
Was so thirsty she needed a brew

Juliet27 Fri 20-Mar-20 05:56:30

This virus is closing the schools
The kids are out, filling the pools
Dunno if they oughta
But if they are told to
Then they're not the most sensible rules

A teaching assistant from Crewe

crazyH Thu 19-Mar-20 23:55:11

This virus is closing the schools
The kids are out, filling the pools
Dunno if they oughta
But if they are told to

Gemini17892 Thu 19-Mar-20 23:48:44

This virus is closing the schools
The kids are out, filling the pools
Dunno if they oughta

crazyH Thu 19-Mar-20 18:56:08

This virus is closing the schools
The kids are out, filling the pools

Jangran99 Thu 19-Mar-20 17:37:09

Some cheeky rhymes can be quite funny,
Often related to the dunny , blush
So bottoms up
Not too closeup
Explosive results can be runny!

This virus is closing the schools

Jangran99 Thu 19-Mar-20 17:26:01

Juliet ,thank you. It's not the first time this poster has been advised of the rules e.g. 15/03 @23:19 and other occasions, so I just passed over her intervention! As for the rest ,weelllll.....Water and ducks backs..........

Juliet27 Thu 19-Mar-20 16:30:41

Well, in defence of Jan, we do like to try sticking to the general limerick style here. Moggie intervened but probably best to ignore such interruptions and move on.

Some cheeky rhymes can be quite funny,
Often related to the dunny , blush
So bottoms up
Not too closeup

henetha Thu 19-Mar-20 12:14:31

Some cheeky rhymes can be quite funny,
Often related to the dunny , blush
So bottoms up

Grandmafrench Thu 19-Mar-20 10:01:35

jangran. “Again you are not understanding”
Are you being serious? This was a small intervention to illustrate how a previous poster/troll (already causing trouble on another thread) was attempting to spoil your fun on this one and before everyone started getting cross. Ho hum! Think maybe your people skills need a polish .......

Jangran99 Thu 19-Mar-20 09:18:33

G'mafrench, again you are not understanding.how this game is played. We add one line at a time ,taking turns.

Some cheeky rhymes can be quite funny,
Often related to the dunny , blush

Grandmafrench Thu 19-Mar-20 08:29:08

They have this need to spoil the fun
To try to sneer at everyone
And how they hate to be ignored
But we can do that ‘til they’re bored

callgirl1 Thu 19-Mar-20 00:45:53

I`ll get myself an oxygen tent
In case it`s needed for an event
I`ll know it`s there
And I`m not going to share!
Unless you can prove you`re a gent!

Some cheeky rhymes can be quite funny,

henetha Wed 18-Mar-20 10:45:02

Um... very nice, but not how this game is played. We do one line each, in Limerick form . Wanna have a go?

moggie57 Wed 18-Mar-20 10:41:18

there was a man of 102 who done a f**t and away it flew out of the window ,down the street ,blew a copper of his feet. the copper had a rusty pistol ,he sent it off to the king of bristol..the king of bristol was in vain,he sent it it off to the king of spain ,the king of spain was drinking some gin .he opened his mouth and the f**t popped in......!!!!!!!

henetha Wed 18-Mar-20 10:27:01

I'll get myself an oxygen tent
In case it’s needed for an event
I'll know it's there
And I'm not going to share!

Jangran99 Wed 18-Mar-20 07:49:43

I'll get myself an oxygen tent
In case it’s needed for an event
I'll know it's there

Juliet27 Tue 17-Mar-20 21:38:33

I'll get myself an oxygen tent
In case it’s needed for an event

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