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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

Jangran99 Sat 20-Jun-20 22:24:24

Dave hurtled past sweet Henrietta
A soprano in the operetta

FarNorth Sat 20-Jun-20 22:00:48

One day, on a walk with his dog
He stumbled across a hedgehog
It was ever so prickly
Those spines dug in quickly
Sending Dave on a very fast jog.

Dave hurtled past sweet Henrietta

Jangran99 Sat 20-Jun-20 21:56:39

One day, on a walk with his dog
He stumbled across a hedgehog
It was ever so prickly
Those spines dug in quickly

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Jun-20 21:00:47

One day, on a walk with his dog
He stumbled across a hedgehog
It was ever so prickly

Jangran99 Sat 20-Jun-20 20:38:44

One day, on a walk with his dog
He stumbled across a hedgehog

lizzypopbottle Sat 20-Jun-20 16:59:23

But Dave was a stubborn young lad
And sadly a reprehensible cad
With a girl in each town
He'd continually let down
His pants and his mum and his dad!

One day, on a walk with his dog

Juliet27 Sat 20-Jun-20 11:47:13

But Dave was a stubborn young lad
And sadly a reprehensible cad
With a girl in each town
He’d continually let down

henetha Sat 20-Jun-20 11:07:41

But Dave was a stubborn young lad
And sadly a reprehensible cad
With a girl in each town

Juliet27 Sat 20-Jun-20 08:51:45

But Dave was a stubborn young lad
And sadly a reprehensible cad

Annum Fri 19-Jun-20 23:16:15

But he's got a hot brother called Dave
For fun and laughs he went to a rave
He fell foul of the law
So his Maw and Paw
Said ‘Son, you’d better behave’.

But Dave was a stubborn young lad

Jangran99 Fri 19-Jun-20 21:36:34

But he's got a hot brother called Dave
For fun and laughs he went to a rave
He fell foul of the law
So his Maw and Paw

lizzypopbottle Fri 19-Jun-20 20:06:58

But he's got a hot brother called Dave
For fun and laughs he went to a rave
He fell foul of the law

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 19-Jun-20 13:16:47

But he's got a hot brother called Dave
For fun and laughs he went to a rave

henetha Fri 19-Jun-20 10:55:53

I'm a terrible lazy old slob
I never could hold down a job
I'd stay in my bed
With a young guy called Fred
Who knows how to make my heart throb.

Buit he's got a hot brother called Dave

Juliet27 Thu 18-Jun-20 20:42:33

that sounds far more fun

I'm a terrible lazy old slob
I never could hold down a job
I'd stay in my bed
With an old a young guy called Fred

Juliet27 Thu 18-Jun-20 20:39:04

I'm a terrible lazy old slob!
I never could hold down a job
I’d stay in my bed
Acting brain dead

lizzypopbottle Thu 18-Jun-20 20:33:50

I'm a terrible lazy old slob
I never could hold down a job
I'd stay in my bed
With an old a young guy called Fred

Jangran99 Thu 18-Jun-20 16:30:01

I'm a terrible lazy old slob!
I never could hold down a job
I’d stay in my bed

Annum Thu 18-Jun-20 15:32:07

I'm a terrible lazy old slob!
I never could hold down a job

lizzypopbottle Thu 18-Jun-20 14:31:07

I'm fed up with being the cook
If much rather be reading a book,
So I'm going on strike
And he can take a hik
And I'll go off and f!y my Chinook!

I'm a terrible lazy old slob!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Jun-20 11:49:48

I'm fed up with being the cook
I'd much rather be reading a book
So I'm going on strike
And he can take a hike

henetha Thu 18-Jun-20 11:42:30

SORRY! Confused again! forget that last line....

I’m fed up with being the cook
I'd much rather be reading my book

henetha Thu 18-Jun-20 11:41:02

I’m fed up with being the cook,
I'd much rather be reading a book.

So I'm going on strike

Annum Thu 18-Jun-20 09:15:27

My other half wants to go swimming
To help with his post lockdown trimming
Just leave off the pies,
And stop adding fries
Just eat salad - it’s boring but slimming.

I’m fed up with being the cook

Juliet27 Thu 18-Jun-20 06:23:53

My other half wants to go swimming
To help with his post lockdown trimming
Just leave off the pies,
And stop adding fries

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