Anticipating the impending 'self isolation' I went to the local charity shop today looking for jigsaws (used self distancing of course).
I couldn't see any on display so I asked the nice chap behind the counter if they had any in the back waiting to be put out for sale.
Well - he grimaced, sucked in air through his teeth (like a builder giving a quote) shook his head sadly and told me "you won't find any jigsaws or board games in this area".
You'd have thought I'd asked for pasta or loo rolls ....
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